Stupidity (Nirvana, member, quote, artist, history)

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 02-19-2005, 04:22 PM

Yup.. None of them have two brain cells to rub together to be quite honest.

jibber · 02-19-2005, 04:26 PM

^ haha, always good for a laugh though. Another pretty good one just popped into my head, our math teacher always likes to tell some pretty lame jokes, one of which went as follows:

Two canibals are eating a clown. One canibal turns to the other and asks, "does this taste funny to you?"

so, this intelectually challenged girl gets a puzzled look upon her face and says, "I don't get it." I was feeling in a good mood that day, so I patiently explained it to her. "The canibals are eating a clown, and clowns are supposed to be funny, so the one canibal asks the other one if it tastes FUNNY." The girl sat there with a blank expression on her face, then came out with "EEEWWWW! why would you eat a clown!"

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 02-19-2005, 04:57 PM

^Ha that was great.

I remembered another thing that happened... Someone was talking about grunge, and this girl interrupts their conversation with a huge: "HA WHAT THE HELL IS 'GRUNGE'?! WHAT KIND OF STUPID WORD IS THAT? I BET ITS LIKE A CAT FOOD OR SOMETHING---" She looked so proud of herself for that comment aswell.. Even when someone threw a shoe at her face she didnt catch on.

Kurt_Cobain · 02-19-2005, 05:46 PM

A group of girls from my school are known for their stupidity:
When was Jesus born
Is australia a place, 'cause i've never been there

There are more I just cant think of them right now.

i am not emo · 02-19-2005, 06:07 PM

oo i have one, girl says, 'no stupid, helsinki's not the capital of spain (yes imagine the conversation they were having)... it's the capital of germany...'

jesus · 02-19-2005, 07:30 PM

"Green Day is 100% punk"

"BLINK 182 IS NOT POPPUNK BRITNEY SPEARS IS BLINK IS NOT" ..haha!

"Do you like the Rancids?"

"i am a dip ****"

"I turned punk right after i left Old Town!"

jesus · 02-19-2005, 07:33 PM

oh, and this one girl was talking to me and she's all "Whats your favorite band?" So I told her, and three days later she's like "I got a new favorite band did you get one yet?"
Me: "No"
Her: "Why not?"

So stupid...saying you like music a lot and changing your favorite band ever week...

All_Nite_Dinah · 02-19-2005, 09:44 PM

"Do snakes have lungs?"

"So I know abstinence is the best way to prevent getting pregnent, but what if you want to have a baby? Can you be abstinent and have a baby?"

"why would you lay in the sun if your cold blooded, your going to be cold anyway."

Friend:did you like the godfather trilogy
me: Yea its awsome I love the godfather.
dumb kid: The godfather sucks my favorite wrestler is HHH

"Boxing is fake wwf is real"

"I took my jet ski for a ride yesterday" <---In the missle of January he contested he could ride a jetski on snow. The same kid said he was a powerful wiccan though......

Theeres loads more but Im tired and cant think of them now.

All_Nite_Dinah · 02-19-2005, 09:45 PM

O yea my sig is a pretty good one too.

IamAlejo · 02-19-2005, 10:00 PM

After my friend lost the first two matches we had played..."Let's play best out of 3"

Joking with my dumb friend, I asked him where the state Las Vegas was. He replied "I'm not that dumb, I know that's not a state." I think asked him which state was Nevada. He replied "I told you I'm not falling for that."

02-19-2005, 04:22 PM	#11 (permalink)
ArtistInTheAmbulance enchanted. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: cornwailles, angleterre. Posts: 2,537	Yup.. None of them have two brain cells to rub together to be quite honest. __________________ shake your wings like theyre laced with sound!

02-19-2005, 04:26 PM	#12 (permalink)
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople... Posts: 1,536	^ haha, always good for a laugh though. Another pretty good one just popped into my head, our math teacher always likes to tell some pretty lame jokes, one of which went as follows: Two canibals are eating a clown. One canibal turns to the other and asks, "does this taste funny to you?" so, this intelectually challenged girl gets a puzzled look upon her face and says, "I don't get it." I was feeling in a good mood that day, so I patiently explained it to her. "The canibals are eating a clown, and clowns are supposed to be funny, so the one canibal asks the other one if it tastes FUNNY." The girl sat there with a blank expression on her face, then came out with "EEEWWWW! why would you eat a clown!" __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

02-19-2005, 04:57 PM	#13 (permalink)
ArtistInTheAmbulance enchanted. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: cornwailles, angleterre. Posts: 2,537	^Ha that was great. I remembered another thing that happened... Someone was talking about grunge, and this girl interrupts their conversation with a huge: "HA WHAT THE HELL IS 'GRUNGE'?! WHAT KIND OF STUPID WORD IS THAT? I BET ITS LIKE A CAT FOOD OR SOMETHING---" She looked so proud of herself for that comment aswell.. Even when someone threw a shoe at her face she didnt catch on. __________________ shake your wings like theyre laced with sound!

02-19-2005, 05:46 PM	#14 (permalink)
Kurt_Cobain Alan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: In bed, with Cheryl Tweedy Posts: 275	A group of girls from my school are known for their stupidity: When was Jesus born Is australia a place, 'cause i've never been there There are more I just cant think of them right now. __________________ http://kungfucrazy.forum-motion.com/

02-19-2005, 06:07 PM	#15 (permalink)
i am not emo Doom! Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Birmingham Posts: 89	oo i have one, girl says, 'no stupid, helsinki's not the capital of spain (yes imagine the conversation they were having)... it's the capital of germany...' __________________ If you be my star I'll be your sky, you can hide underneath me & come out at night when I turn jet black & you show off your light, I live to let you shine But you can sky rocket away from me, and never come back if you find another galaxy far from here, with more room to fly, just leave me your stardust to remember you by.

02-19-2005, 09:44 PM	#18 (permalink)
All_Nite_Dinah Not Impressed Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 741	"Do snakes have lungs?" "So I know abstinence is the best way to prevent getting pregnent, but what if you want to have a baby? Can you be abstinent and have a baby?" "why would you lay in the sun if your cold blooded, your going to be cold anyway." Friend:did you like the godfather trilogy me: Yea its awsome I love the godfather. dumb kid: The godfather sucks my favorite wrestler is HHH "Boxing is fake wwf is real" "I took my jet ski for a ride yesterday" <---In the missle of January he contested he could ride a jetski on snow. The same kid said he was a powerful wiccan though...... Theeres loads more but Im tired and cant think of them now. __________________ If I cant dance I dont want to be part of your revolution. DEATH TO FALSE DUDES!

02-19-2005, 09:45 PM	#19 (permalink)
All_Nite_Dinah Not Impressed Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 741	O yea my sig is a pretty good one too. __________________ If I cant dance I dont want to be part of your revolution. DEATH TO FALSE DUDES!

02-19-2005, 10:00 PM	#20 (permalink)
IamAlejo Muck Fusic Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Virginia Beach Posts: 1,575	After my friend lost the first two matches we had played..."Let's play best out of 3" Joking with my dumb friend, I asked him where the state Las Vegas was. He replied "I'm not that dumb, I know that's not a state." I think asked him which state was Nevada. He replied "I told you I'm not falling for that." __________________ a man, a plan, a canal, panama