Guy on another forum I use to go to: You have to know music theory or else you're not a musician

pulled this from a forum on myspace:

"o.k. so the other day i’m hanging out with my friend and one of his friends. i’m wearing my CANNIBAL CORPSE burtchered at birth t-shirt(greatest shirt ever to wear in south phoenix), and i mentioned the song jumprope spraywater by BAD ACID TRIP. then my friend’s friend starts yelling at me about how i should only listen to one genre and how i can’t be talking about a band like BAD ACID TRIP while wearing a CANNIBAL CORPSE t-shirt . so i just wanted to know when these music nazis came about and what the **** is there problem"



i don't know why he didn't do it, but if i were him in that situation i would've beaten that guy's face in until it was as concave as i could possibly get it. seriously, how could you be that IGNORANT!!?

wow, whoever said THAT must've been a complete retard!

Actually one girl has told me two of the stupidest things I've ever heard in my life:

1. "Hey you know how we can dig to the other side of the earth?"
"sure"
"so why can't we dig to the moon?"

That was so serious I couldn't laugh.

2. "yeah well I guess on the upside, the cold weather does kill all the mosquitoes"
"the cold doesn't kill them, they just migrate"

One time, waaaayyyy back in high school, this girl on the bus was talking to me about how she couldn't decide whether to be a vampire, or a vampire slayer. I thought she was joking, so I chuckled, and then she got offended. Yeah, that was pretty weird...

Wow, totally queer. Although theory can help, you sure as hell don't need it as much as you need air to breathe to write a song or play an instrument. Just a basic understanding of it.



A few stupid things, some said sober, some said drunk, some funny, some not.

"Hardcore is a step above emo, or a step above it. Either way, you're still falling down the stairs."

"Slipknot is so death metal."

"How can you like listening to that music? They can't keep a beat and you can't understand the singer, if you can even call him that." (In reference to almost every band I listen to, even ones that have clean vocals and simple 4/4 beats. People just can't ****ing hear.)

I'll have more later, I'm tired.

some dumbass at my school asked me if its possible to piss in your ass.

I was like wtf


haha

**** **** piss ass **** ****

One time my friend said that Led Zeppelin was the first metal band.

I hope they get hit by a bus.....anybody that ignorant doesn't deserve to live.

So I was just watching "So You Think You Can Dance" (yes, I watch it and love it!), and this girl who auditioned is convinced that she didn't get through because "the judges are racist against tall people".