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Howard the Duck 05-02-2011 09:44 AM

when I think of the Netherlands, only Margo (the girl I met on Friday on the bus) springs to mind

The Batlord 05-02-2011 01:57 PM

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Very flat: I live in Limburg, which has quite some hills.
You mean like the stinky cheese?! Oh yeah, can't mention cheese. Sorry. I guess people are so obsessed with the Netherlands cause of the weed and hookers that everything of note in the country has already become a stereotype...Oh yeah! Severe Torture is a Dutch death metal band right? That's all I got.

s_k 05-02-2011 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1046935)
Oh yeah, apparently the Dutch love Canadian tourists? I should go there someday.

Seriously? I like all Canadians here I believe.

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1046942)
The Dutch are now my enemies by association!!
CANADA!!!
*shakes fist violently to the sky*

Haha, I thought you wanted to visit me some time soon? :D

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Originally Posted by Pedestrian (Post 1046989)
I actually disagree entirely with the removal of brothels, as they serve to provide a safe environment for working women to do what they're going to do dangerously on the street anyways.

You are 300% right.

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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1046990)
when I think of the Netherlands, only Margo (the girl I met on Friday on the bus) springs to mind

Do you have a surname and any idea in which city she lives? :)

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1047081)
You mean like the stinky cheese?! Oh yeah, can't mention cheese. Sorry. I guess people are so obsessed with the Netherlands cause of the weed and hookers that everything of note in the country has already become a stereotype...Oh yeah! Severe Torture is a Dutch death metal band right? That's all I got.

Haha, the stinky Cheese comes from here, too. It tastes a damn lot better than it smells.
It's pretty surreal to see how hookers and drugs seem so interesting to most of you while I don't know much people who do drugs (I have just one friend who regularly does drugs...) and I don't think I know anyone who ever went to see a hooker. Neither of those things is all that common here. I think the tourists see a different The Netherlands than the Dutch do :D.
I never heard of Severe Torture, so I looked it up. And yes, it is. :D.

Freebase Dali 05-02-2011 05:32 PM

I went to the RLD when I was there (Amsterdam). We were told not to take pictures. :(
Little did they know, I had a penis-cam.


Seriously though, I support brothels. They promote clean, relatively good-looking whores that don't get killed, or otherwise bludgeoned to near death, by Johns. Amsterdam had the highest-class whores I've ever seen. Even Frankfurt, Germany couldn't match them.

Howard the Duck 05-02-2011 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1047140)
Do you have a surname and any idea in which city she lives? :)

She's from Amsterdam and is a medical student. didn't get her surname.

Zaqarbal 05-03-2011 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1046326)
Can someone tell me what they think of when they think about the Netherlands?
You cannot pick:
- Windmills (we do have those a lot, yes)
- Cheese (we love our cheese and we do know how to make it!)
- Drugs (it's legal but it's not common to use them, like people seem to think :D)
- Wooden shoes (almost no one wears them)
- Tulips (they're not even dutch, ffs).

Just curious :)

Painters and footballers, mainly.

  • Rembrandt, Rubens, H. Bosch, Vermeer, Van Gogh, Mondrian... the list could be endless.
  • I can say the same about footballers. Usually very good players, with splendid technical abilities ("the Brazilians of Europe"), even if they sometimes play in the wrong clubs. And despite the last World Cup's final. :D
  • An "architectural terrorist" named Rem Koolhas. On the other hand, good architects such as MVRDV firm.
  • Unfortunately, I don't know many writers and musicians. :(

The Batlord 05-03-2011 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1047140)
I never heard of Severe Torture, so I looked it up. And yes, it is. :D.

A foreigner had to tell you about your own country's music? For shame!

Zaqarbal 05-03-2011 12:02 PM

I've just remembered two great Dutch authors that I love:

  • Baruch Spinoza, amazing Philosopher of Sephardic descent (Spinoza = Espinosa). The man who intellectually destroyed the three main monotheistic religions with an impeccable rationalism. My hero!!
  • Johan Huizinga, one of the best Historians from the 20th century.

s_k 05-03-2011 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Zaqarbal (Post 1047586)
"][*] An "architectural terrorist" named Rem Koolhas. On the other hand, good architects such as MVRDV firm.[/LIST]

Hahaha, I had to think for a while and then had a good laugh :D
You mean "Remco Koolhaas", haha. Allright :).

I wish I had put football in that 'don't' list. I didn't even know we had good soccer players. I friggin' hate soccer. Probably because this country is so into it :D.

Zaqarbal 05-03-2011 04:19 PM

According to Wikipedia, his real name is Remment Lucas Koolhaas. Author of "things" like....

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/135...tlelibrary.jpg

Anyway, I must admit that, nowadays, architectural crimes against good taste are a worldwide disease.


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