You won't beleive who i work with..

GanjaDrummer · 02-04-2010, 12:57 PM

Hey guys. I have the most ridiculous job, i work with THE msot messed up people.

1st off, let me tell you about this one girl. Dont get me wrong, she is hot as hell. But what goes on in her head? shes so stupid, shes constantly stating ideas that have no relevance to the situation. she must give a mad blowjob for the boss to want to keep her around all the time. The only reason i talk to this stupid bimbo is because shes hot as hell. no doubt.

2nd, the other girl i walk with, is almost the exact opposite. Shes butt ugly, i can barley even look at her. she is really smart, but ofcourse you cant have both looks and brains.

3rd and the last people i work with is this dude, he must be 20 or so. He comes stoned every single time. He must smoke so much weeed. Hes constantly baked out of his mind, Before, During, and after work. And WORSE he brings his freaking dog with him everywhere. Like, this is a maassive dogg, thats probably just as high as he is from 2nd hand pot fumes. All they do is constantly complain how scared or hungry they are.

Anyways, Me and this gang drive around in a hippy truck solving crimes.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 02-04-2010, 01:10 PM

Where's Scooby

also you fail

iron9567 · 02-04-2010, 01:36 PM

hahahahahahaha funny,

NOT.

Phobophile · 02-04-2010, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GanjaDrummer

Hey guys. I have the most ridiculous job, i work with THE msot messed up people.

1st off, let me tell you about this one girl. Dont get me wrong, she is hot as hell. But what goes on in her head? shes so stupid, shes constantly stating ideas that have no relevance to the situation. she must give a mad blowjob for the boss to want to keep her around all the time. The only reason i talk to this stupid bimbo is because shes hot as hell. no doubt.

2nd, the other girl i walk with, is almost the exact opposite. Shes butt ugly, i can barley even look at her. she is really smart, but ofcourse you cant have both looks and brains.

3rd and the last people i work with is this dude, he must be 20 or so. He comes stoned every single time. He must smoke so much weeed. Hes constantly baked out of his mind, Before, During, and after work. And WORSE he brings his freaking dog with him everywhere. Like, this is a maassive dogg, thats probably just as high as he is from 2nd hand pot fumes. All they do is constantly complain how scared or hungry they are.

Anyways, Me and this gang drive around in a hippy truck solving crimes.

wtf it's a van not a truck.

And I am NOT stoned every single time. Just most of the time.

**Janszoon** · 02-04-2010, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GanjaDrummer

Hey guys. I have the most ridiculous job, i work with THE msot messed up people.

1st off, let me tell you about this one girl. Dont get me wrong, she is hot as hell. But what goes on in her head? shes so stupid, shes constantly stating ideas that have no relevance to the situation. she must give a mad blowjob for the boss to want to keep her around all the time. The only reason i talk to this stupid bimbo is because shes hot as hell. no doubt.

2nd, the other girl i walk with, is almost the exact opposite. Shes butt ugly, i can barley even look at her. she is really smart, but ofcourse you cant have both looks and brains.

3rd and the last people i work with is this dude, he must be 20 or so. He comes stoned every single time. He must smoke so much weeed. Hes constantly baked out of his mind, Before, During, and after work. And WORSE he brings his freaking dog with him everywhere. Like, this is a maassive dogg, thats probably just as high as he is from 2nd hand pot fumes. All they do is constantly complain how scared or hungry they are.

Anyways, Me and this gang drive around in a hippy truck solving crimes.

Sup Fred. Nice scarf.

storymilo · 02-04-2010, 03:10 PM

Fred's the lamest anyways.

Thrice · 02-04-2010, 03:15 PM

Damn, I was too lazy to read, so I thought you were god working with those lame ass dead dudes.

mr dave · 02-04-2010, 04:35 PM

this was almost funny the first time i read it.

last year.

SATCHMO · 02-04-2010, 11:51 PM

I'm resisting the mass dumb thread deleting psychotic episode.

Shake · 02-05-2010, 01:34 PM

All the OP was missing was wrapping it all up by movin' with his auntie and uncle in Bel-Aire

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GanjaDrummer Groupie Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Canada Ontario. Posts: 21	You won't beleive who i work with.. Hey guys. I have the most ridiculous job, i work with THE msot messed up people. 1st off, let me tell you about this one girl. Dont get me wrong, she is hot as hell. But what goes on in her head? shes so stupid, shes constantly stating ideas that have no relevance to the situation. she must give a mad blowjob for the boss to want to keep her around all the time. The only reason i talk to this stupid bimbo is because shes hot as hell. no doubt. 2nd, the other girl i walk with, is almost the exact opposite. Shes butt ugly, i can barley even look at her. she is really smart, but ofcourse you cant have both looks and brains. 3rd and the last people i work with is this dude, he must be 20 or so. He comes stoned every single time. He must smoke so much weeed. Hes constantly baked out of his mind, Before, During, and after work. And WORSE he brings his freaking dog with him everywhere. Like, this is a maassive dogg, thats probably just as high as he is from 2nd hand pot fumes. All they do is constantly complain how scared or hungry they are. Anyways, Me and this gang drive around in a hippy truck solving crimes. __________________ Sig pics deleted by mod - too large, please resize.

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