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Guybrush · 05-12-2011, 05:27 AM

I became a millionaire yesterday!

I bought one of those lottery ticket things where you have to scrape and get the same 3 numbers to win anything and I got the grand prize of 10 million norwegian kroners! The ironic thing is it was the first time I ever bought one too, hehe. Me and my GF are currently looking at houses and I think we'll invest in some apartments too so that we can make money from rent .. I'll never have to work again!

MLIA

Burning Down · 05-12-2011, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Zero1986

I spent 3 hours straight this morning watching nyan cat.

I stupidly looked up nyan cat. Thank you...

Zer0 · 05-12-2011, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

I stupidly looked up nyan cat. Thank you...

Haha. That tune is going to be stuck in your head... FOREVER!

djchameleon · 05-12-2011, 08:50 AM

I woke up at 4am to a knock on the door with a mysterious guy dressed in all black and he shoved a paper in my face.

I knew what he wanted so I signed the paper with a felt pen and he took the pen and stabbed my pointer finger so a drop of blood landed on said paper.

I now have a Murcielago parked outside of my apartment.

Howard the Duck · 05-12-2011, 09:26 AM

i met some really nice friendly aliens who let me use their anal probes on them for once, problem is they don't have anuses so I stuck it in their eyes

also I put up my karaoke vid on youtube and now KISS and Aerosmith are putting a bidding war for me

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-12-2011, 05:59 PM

Today while walking down the street I got kidnapped by a mob member and he forced me into the life of being a sex slave and crack whore. I enjoyed every minute of it.

right-track · 05-12-2011, 06:02 PM

^Wrong thread Vanilla.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-12-2011, 07:56 PM

Lawl.

Alfred · 05-12-2011, 08:45 PM

A scout from the University Of Waterloo was at our track meet today. I'm the javelin catcher on the javelin team, and he was really impressed with my technique. Looks like I may be getting a scholarship out of this.

Howard the Duck · 05-12-2011, 08:59 PM

found out I was switched as a baby

i'm actually in a long lineage of Han emperors

seems China is thinking of reinstating the Imperial system by putting me on the throne

05-12-2011, 05:27 AM	#51 (permalink)
Guybrush Juicious Maximus III Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scabb Island Posts: 6,525	I became a millionaire yesterday! I bought one of those lottery ticket things where you have to scrape and get the same 3 numbers to win anything and I got the grand prize of 10 million norwegian kroners! The ironic thing is it was the first time I ever bought one too, hehe. Me and my GF are currently looking at houses and I think we'll invest in some apartments too so that we can make money from rent .. I'll never have to work again! MLIA __________________ Something Completely Different

05-12-2011, 05:59 PM	#56 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	Today while walking down the street I got kidnapped by a mob member and he forced me into the life of being a sex slave and crack whore. I enjoyed every minute of it. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

05-12-2011, 07:56 PM	#58 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	Lawl. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

05-12-2011, 08:45 PM	#59 (permalink)
Alfred one big soul Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 5,096	A scout from the University Of Waterloo was at our track meet today. I'm the javelin catcher on the javelin team, and he was really impressed with my technique. Looks like I may be getting a scholarship out of this. __________________ LAST.FM / VINYL COLLECTION / RYM

05-12-2011, 06:02 PM	#57 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	^Wrong thread Vanilla.