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Old 02-08-2010, 07:01 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Old 02-08-2010, 11:07 AM   #42 (permalink)
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I just walked all the way to Mordor to destroy a ring. I need a pint after all of that, phew.
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Old 02-09-2010, 11:27 PM   #43 (permalink)
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What are you talking about, one does not simply walk into Mordor.
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Old 02-10-2010, 06:03 AM   #44 (permalink)
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I discovered one of the rats had cancer yesterday, a lump on his stomach. We took him to the vet and luckily, it was just a lump and they cut it out. However, I've always been curious about what the rats would taste like if we were to eat them. When noone was looking, I pocketed the cancer lump and we tried it out fried in butter with a little seasoning when we got back to our apartment.

It was pretty good, actually, almost like duck - a bit fatty, but very nice and juicy. Now my mouth waters whenever I look at the little buggers!
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Old 02-10-2010, 06:37 AM   #45 (permalink)
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Today I made a hat & matching belt out of my own toenail clippings
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Old 02-10-2010, 07:23 AM   #46 (permalink)
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Good point. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.
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Old 02-11-2010, 05:49 PM   #47 (permalink)
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I discovered one of the rats had cancer yesterday, a lump on his stomach. We took him to the vet and luckily, it was just a lump and they cut it out. However, I've always been curious about what the rats would taste like if we were to eat them. When noone was looking, I pocketed the cancer lump and we tried it out fried in butter with a little seasoning when we got back to our apartment.

It was pretty good, actually, almost like duck - a bit fatty, but very nice and juicy. Now my mouth waters whenever I look at the little buggers!
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These are disturbing and intriguing on so many levels.

Today when I logged into Facebook, I found out that a high school friend who always wanted to be a mortician...and actually became one...just lost her job: turns out she was embalming squirrels and stuffing them in the clothing of the cadavers before open casket visitations.

P.S. Urban...I TOLD you not to say anything about the turnip! If you're going to blab out everything, then that's the LAST time we use root vegetables, no matter how much you like them.
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Old 02-11-2010, 05:53 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Old 03-09-2010, 11:21 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Today, I found out my cousin traded my guitar for collateral for OC. I had him take me to the house, hopped the fence and knocked on the door, some old man answered and told me I was at the wrong house. He proceeded to give me the correct address of the guy I was looking for. Showed up at the guys house. After the obvious fact that he wasn't going to give up the guitar for free, plan B went into effect. I went out to the car and grabbed a coin collection of mine I had, knowing his interest in random collectibles. We quickly settled at $100 and the guitar/amp/pedal board/cables etc... Once the safe was opened we quickly went into action mode and got the two men on the ground with a few punches, emptied the safe and recovered all of my guitar gear. Made out nice.MLIA
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