Your Day - The Complete and Utter BS Version

Alfred · 02-03-2010, 02:49 PM

I just got done my English exam, as well as my final drama monologue. I have to leave for my piano recital in Toronto soon, probably won't be back until the AM.

Thrice · 02-03-2010, 03:49 PM

Just all snazzed up to go find a girl in town to kick it with today. Decided to rail a few lines before I left. When I went to leave, the deadbolt latch on the door jammed, so now im stuck inside, 5 floors up.

Ended up having to piss in a bottle.

Antonio · 02-03-2010, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rickenbacker

I thought this was supposed to be complete BS.

yes of course!

BTown · 02-03-2010, 04:33 PM

I got a lot of ass.

gunnels · 02-03-2010, 05:53 PM

I got more ass than him.
Gave a little too.

Thrice · 02-04-2010, 03:28 PM

Tried to get some bud off a *** dude today in san fran. After I got there he said I Couldnt have it unless I sat in his comfy chair and let him blow me while watching 'pussy porn'

Apparently, that makes it hetero.

sidewinder · 02-05-2010, 01:29 PM

It's pouring cats and dogs today! But I said f it and walked to work instead of taking the bus. So I get to work all soaking wet and tell my boss hey boss I can't possibly work under these conditions just look at me and he said yeah you're right why don't you go home so I got on the bus and went back home and I've been jerking it all day.

Freebase Dali · 02-05-2010, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrice

Tried to get some bud off a *** dude today in san fran. After I got there he said I Couldnt have it unless I sat in his comfy chair and let him blow me while watching 'pussy porn'

Apparently, that makes it hetero.

I thought that was a true story.

Thrice · 02-07-2010, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

I thought that was a true story.

shhh... they are actually all true, I was hoping no one caught on. Hopefully this post is overlooked and I can continue to post my crazy adventures in life here. I couldn't make the shit up I've written here.

Freebase Dali · 02-07-2010, 10:11 PM

jooooohhhnnn jacob jingleheimer smith

02-03-2010, 02:49 PM	#31 (permalink)
Alfred one big soul Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 5,096	I just got done my English exam, as well as my final drama monologue. I have to leave for my piano recital in Toronto soon, probably won't be back until the AM. __________________ LAST.FM / VINYL COLLECTION / RYM

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Thrice أمهاتك[وهور]Aura Euphoria Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Florida/Buffalo/CT Posts: 2,077	Just all snazzed up to go find a girl in town to kick it with today. Decided to rail a few lines before I left. When I went to leave, the deadbolt latch on the door jammed, so now im stuck inside, 5 floors up. Ended up having to piss in a bottle. __________________ Lew Harrison, who looked like an anarchist with his red eyes and fierce black beard, had been writing furiously in one corner of the room. "That's good—happiness by the kilowatt," he said. "Buy your happiness the way you buy light." Last edited by Thrice; 02-03-2010 at 10:37 PM.

02-03-2010, 04:33 PM	#34 (permalink)
BTown super cool Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 806	I got a lot of ass. __________________

02-04-2010, 03:28 PM	#36 (permalink)
Thrice أمهاتك[وهور]Aura Euphoria Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Florida/Buffalo/CT Posts: 2,077	Tried to get some bud off a *** dude today in san fran. After I got there he said I Couldnt have it unless I sat in his comfy chair and let him blow me while watching 'pussy porn' Apparently, that makes it hetero. __________________ Lew Harrison, who looked like an anarchist with his red eyes and fierce black beard, had been writing furiously in one corner of the room. "That's good—happiness by the kilowatt," he said. "Buy your happiness the way you buy light."

02-05-2010, 01:29 PM	#37 (permalink)
sidewinder Engorged Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,536	It's pouring cats and dogs today! But I said f it and walked to work instead of taking the bus. So I get to work all soaking wet and tell my boss hey boss I can't possibly work under these conditions just look at me and he said yeah you're right why don't you go home so I got on the bus and went back home and I've been jerking it all day. __________________ last.fm \| my collection on RYM \| vinyl instagram @allthatyouseeandhear I'd love to see your signature/links too, but the huge and obnoxious ones have caused me to block all signatures.

02-07-2010, 10:11 PM	#40 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	jooooohhhnnn jacob jingleheimer smith __________________