I need a shrink. I want a hot shrink, is that bad? I have a feeling that wouldn't really help me much.

So far it's been about 50/50 between converting lesbians and cleaning out my PM inbox of all the messages people send gushing over how great my journal is, and how amazing and insightful all my posts are. Man it just doesn't stop...I keep telling you guys to just post my praise in the actual threads. :|

I woke up and ate some French toast, did my French exam and went back to bed. Then I woke up to come on MB and tell you about it.

Hungry alfred? :)

Yes. ;)

my friend smoked me out but little did i know it was laced with pcp. when i came down, i was somehow in california and had 2 trash bags full of weed with a note that said..."thanks for taking this off my hands...maria was getting suspicious - arnie"

Won six bananas and a beanbag in an international birdwatching competition.

It's f-ing gorgeous and 75 degrees today so I'm gonna skip work even though I have a buttload to do, and just go lay out by the lake with my shirt off.

today i flew up to heaven and punched God in the face for watching me and my Icelandic supermodel wife having ravenous tantric sex on top of Mt. Kilamanjaro with some curious penguins. interracial/beastiality orgies are always fun.

I thought this was supposed to be complete BS.




;)