Things that need to go away forever

**Janszoon** · 01-29-2010, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan

I've never seen his stand up, actually.

He's pretty funny. He's not my favorite comedian or anything but he makes me laugh.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 01-29-2010, 04:40 PM

[CENTER]#3: Fat Acceptance Movements
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Because heart disease, diabetes, high blood pressure, breathing difficulties, sleep apnia, cancer and osteoarthritis are beautiful.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 01-29-2010, 05:17 PM

#4: "Heavy Users" of Fast Food

For instigating #3 and giving the U.S. loads of fat asses to deal with. It tastes good, but there are alternatives to eating this stuff every day. Either you stop complaining about the obesity epidemic or STOP EATING fast food.

With less support, companies would be forced to downsize and these places can be used as they should be - quick snack food instead of your 3 meals a day, fat ass.

Call me insensitive, I don't care. You CAN afford to eat healthier, stop blaming your health problems on the places you support.

Do I even need to mention the horrible, indirect enviromental costs of supporting places like this? Feed lots and industrialized food are destroying this country, and we're sucking on the industry's utters getting nice and plump the way we are.

I understand if you don't have a lot of money, cheap meals that taste good is a no brainer. But you are NOT helping yourself or your children by supporting this. The irony of my generation is the wealthy people are skinny and the poor people are obese - disturbing isn't it? But unlike starving people there ARE things you can do to save yourself. You don't have to pay for some expensive dieting program. You don't even have to count carbs or calories - just use common sense. You know the soup and salad are better than the Nuggets and Fries - and there are plently of things that can fill you up properly. It doesn't have to be about losing weight, it can just be about not supporting things that are causing a lot of harm in the country.

EDIT: And i'm not a hypocrate because I eat fast food occosionally. I'm addressing 3 meals a day users.

FaSho · 01-29-2010, 05:19 PM

Fast Food is the best thing ever invented.

Freebase Dali · 01-29-2010, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan

#3: Fat Acceptance Movements

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Because heart disease, diabetes, high blood pressure, breathing difficulties, sleep apnia, cancer and osteoarthritis are beautiful.

I don't understand the reason for that fence post. Is it to make the rolls look perky?

P.S.
If you scroll down so that the picture cuts off right where the bottom of her red-top-thing is, it looks like Jabba The Hut.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 01-29-2010, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by FaSho

Fast Food is the best thing ever invented.

That would be Hot Pockets.

anticipation · 01-29-2010, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan

I've never seen his stand up, actually. Apart from what he hints at on the talk show.

George Lopez is one of the few comedians who do jokes about race/culture that I actually enjoy, but that may be because I know everything he's talking about from personal experience.

jackhammer · 01-29-2010, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan

Rants about media, practices and people

#1: Skinheads/Oi! Fans

What may have begun as a more harmless movement, Oi! (sometimes called "street punk") is now the staple diet of racist douchebags everywhere. These little pricks just won't die will they? As the rest of the world grew up, these miserable twats continue to behave like... well miserable twats. The movement is particularly strong in Poland, but I also know the U.S. is also responsible for these pathetic cock-suckers existence. SKINHEADS ARE FUGLY!! DON MARTENS BOOTS WILL NEVER BE COOL AGAIN!! GO AWWAAAAAY TWATS!!!!!!!!

The U.S is responsible for what? It's not a criticism just a question. Responsible for Oi music?

Some skinheads are not bad looking and not always affiliated with a socio-political agenda. I just don't have much hair!

**Janszoon** · 01-29-2010, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

The U.S is responsible for what? It's not a criticism just a question. Responsible for Oi music?

Good point. I always thought skinheads and Oi originated in the UK.

duga · 01-29-2010, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan

With less support, companies would be forced to downsize and these places can be used as they should be - quick snack food instead of your 3 meals a day, fat ass.

what is sad is these companies do actually cater sizes according to what people are generally known to eat. go order a meal in asia...the large is the size of a small here in the US and a big mac is about 3/4 of the size it is here. oh and you won't find a triple whopper on the menu, either.

if people just stop eating so freaking much when they go to these places, the portions would become smaller. even that would help a lot.

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~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,538	[CENTER]#3: Fat Acceptance Movements Moderator cut: image removed Because heart disease, diabetes, high blood pressure, breathing difficulties, sleep apnia, cancer and osteoarthritis are beautiful. Last edited by someonecompletelyrandom; 01-29-2010 at 04:45 PM.

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~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,538	#4: "Heavy Users" of Fast Food For instigating #3 and giving the U.S. loads of fat asses to deal with. It tastes good, but there are alternatives to eating this stuff every day. Either you stop complaining about the obesity epidemic or STOP EATING fast food. With less support, companies would be forced to downsize and these places can be used as they should be - quick snack food instead of your 3 meals a day, fat ass. Call me insensitive, I don't care. You CAN afford to eat healthier, stop blaming your health problems on the places you support. Do I even need to mention the horrible, indirect enviromental costs of supporting places like this? Feed lots and industrialized food are destroying this country, and we're sucking on the industry's utters getting nice and plump the way we are. I understand if you don't have a lot of money, cheap meals that taste good is a no brainer. But you are NOT helping yourself or your children by supporting this. The irony of my generation is the wealthy people are skinny and the poor people are obese - disturbing isn't it? But unlike starving people there ARE things you can do to save yourself. You don't have to pay for some expensive dieting program. You don't even have to count carbs or calories - just use common sense. You know the soup and salad are better than the Nuggets and Fries - and there are plently of things that can fill you up properly. It doesn't have to be about losing weight, it can just be about not supporting things that are causing a lot of harm in the country. EDIT: And i'm not a hypocrate because I eat fast food occosionally. I'm addressing 3 meals a day users. Last edited by someonecompletelyrandom; 01-29-2010 at 05:29 PM.