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Old 01-21-2010, 02:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I've been thinking about how I would kill you guys for a long time, and I came up with a few really good ones:

Antonio: I don't really know your posts or what you like but I do know that I would chain you to a wall, shave your head, and force you to eat your hair. Then I would probably stab you.

Fasho: Ditto, you're eating your hair.

Conan/Sonance: Death by Letterman.

NumberNineDream: Force you to eat records like your avatar depicts.

cardboard adolescent: Buried alive under ginormous stack of bibles.

Vanilla, kayleigh and Lateralus: Something quick that leaves no scars. Prolly arsenic. Then I do some Frankenstein **** on your corpse and pimp you out to necrophilliacs.

AwwSugar: Make it look like you offed yourself. You're an MCR fan, no one would suspect otherwise. XD

Jackhammer: Buried alive by pictures of your children.

KHFreek: Probably asphixiation. Something boring like that.
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Old 01-21-2010, 02:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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i vote this for all time most morbid thread ever. kudos.
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Old 01-21-2010, 02:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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KHFreek: Probably asphixiation. Something boring like that.
Asphyxiation need not be boring.
Toying with an individuals airways can yield some entertaining results.
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Old 01-21-2010, 02:18 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Asphyxiation need not be boring.
Toying with an individuals airways can yield some entertaining results.
I just kinda want to watch him die. He's a lovely person and we IM on a regular basis but thinking of the hilarious noises he would make is just too perfect.

Your avatar looks like Ashton Kutcher. Its probably not, its probably something completely different, but I don't care. I'll stab you 70 times, then write "PUNK'D" on your forehead.

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i vote this for all time most morbid thread ever. kudos.
I like you. You're very nice. Baking you vegan rasberry petite fours laced with toxins.
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Old 01-21-2010, 02:22 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I like you. You're very nice. Baking you vegan rasberry petite fours laced with toxins.
score...going out with satisfied taste buds.
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Old 01-21-2010, 02:34 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Your avatar looks like Ashton Kutcher
Ouch. Now i would prepare for your own death.
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Old 01-22-2010, 10:05 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I like you. You're very nice. Baking you vegan rasberry petite fours laced with toxins.
Hey...I thought those would be reserved for me, TumorAttitude! You know I'd eat them, never expecting such malevolence from a vegetarian.

(Note to self: do not eat vegan pastries left on doorstep)
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I would do it with rainbows and puppies.
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Large convention centre for everyone, lock the doors and just start spray with an AK-47. Sounds crude, but it's a time saver. Oh, your names would be carved on the bullets as well.
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I would do it with rainbows and puppies.
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