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Old 01-21-2010, 03:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I've been thinking about how I would kill you guys for a long time, and I came up with a few really good ones:

Antonio: I don't really know your posts or what you like but I do know that I would chain you to a wall, shave your head, and force you to eat your hair. Then I would probably stab you.

Fasho: Ditto, you're eating your hair.

Conan/Sonance: Death by Letterman.

NumberNineDream: Force you to eat records like your avatar depicts.

cardboard adolescent: Buried alive under ginormous stack of bibles.

Vanilla, kayleigh and Lateralus: Something quick that leaves no scars. Prolly arsenic. Then I do some Frankenstein **** on your corpse and pimp you out to necrophilliacs.

AwwSugar: Make it look like you offed yourself. You're an MCR fan, no one would suspect otherwise. XD

Jackhammer: Buried alive by pictures of your children.

KHFreek: Probably asphixiation. Something boring like that.
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Old 01-21-2010, 03:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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i vote this for all time most morbid thread ever. kudos.
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Old 01-21-2010, 03:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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KHFreek: Probably asphixiation. Something boring like that.
Asphyxiation need not be boring.
Toying with an individuals airways can yield some entertaining results.
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Old 01-21-2010, 03:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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You're so weird.
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This thread is seriously fucked!
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Old 01-21-2010, 03:18 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Asphyxiation need not be boring.
Toying with an individuals airways can yield some entertaining results.
I just kinda want to watch him die. He's a lovely person and we IM on a regular basis but thinking of the hilarious noises he would make is just too perfect.

Your avatar looks like Ashton Kutcher. Its probably not, its probably something completely different, but I don't care. I'll stab you 70 times, then write "PUNK'D" on your forehead.

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i vote this for all time most morbid thread ever. kudos.
I like you. You're very nice. Baking you vegan rasberry petite fours laced with toxins.
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This thread is seriously fucked!
Either moshing you to death or planting a tree in your ass.
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I like you. You're very nice. Baking you vegan rasberry petite fours laced with toxins.
score...going out with satisfied taste buds.
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Old 01-21-2010, 03:30 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I'm happy I'm the 4th member to be planned to kill. A bit jealous of Antonio, but I can die with it. I've been fantasizing about those records for a month now, they just look so damn tasty.
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I think right track should be forced to grow a beard... then he'd just kill himself.
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