How would you torture (and eventually kill) MB Members?
 

I've been thinking about how I would kill you guys for a long time, and I came up with a few really good ones:

Antonio: I don't really know your posts or what you like but I do know that I would chain you to a wall, shave your head, and force you to eat your hair. Then I would probably stab you.

Fasho: Ditto, you're eating your hair.

Conan/Sonance: Death by Letterman.

NumberNineDream: Force you to eat records like your avatar depicts.

cardboard adolescent: Buried alive under ginormous stack of bibles.

Vanilla, kayleigh and Lateralus: Something quick that leaves no scars. Prolly arsenic. Then I do some Frankenstein **** on your corpse and pimp you out to necrophilliacs.

AwwSugar: Make it look like you offed yourself. You're an MCR fan, no one would suspect otherwise. XD

Jackhammer: Buried alive by pictures of your children.

KHFreek: Probably asphixiation. Something boring like that.

i vote this for all time most morbid thread ever. kudos.

Asphyxiation need not be boring.
Toying with an individuals airways can yield some entertaining results.

You're so weird.

This thread is seriously fucked! :)

I just kinda want to watch him die. He's a lovely person and we IM on a regular basis but thinking of the hilarious noises he would make is just too perfect.

Your avatar looks like Ashton Kutcher. Its probably not, its probably something completely different, but I don't care. I'll stab you 70 times, then write "PUNK'D" on your forehead.

I like you. You're very nice. Baking you vegan rasberry petite fours laced with toxins.

Either moshing you to death or planting a tree in your ass.

score...going out with satisfied taste buds.

I'm happy I'm the 4th member to be planned to kill. A bit jealous of Antonio, but I can die with it. I've been fantasizing about those records for a month now, they just look so damn tasty.

I think right track should be forced to grow a beard... then he'd just kill himself.

TumorAttitude: Death by Conor Oberst? I feel like that's the only way to go that you wouldn't enjoy... Nobody likes Bright Eyes.


Edit:
storymilo: Remember that time when you were/still are "married" to that unattractive girl on facebook. Death by shame.

...or adapt a Scouse accent for the rest of his life.

Ouch. Now i would prepare for your own death.

It was worth the coconuts.

That reminds me..

jackhammer: Listen to Green Day for the rest of his life... sung in a Scouse accent (still don't know what it is but I know he hates it:))

You sadistic fiend!

Scousers are Liverpudlians.

Funny, Everton is in the same city and doesn't get nearly as much shit as Liverpool FC from other fans.

Rickenbacker: Chokes to death on his own cum while saying something pretentious.

Hey...I thought those would be reserved for me, TumorAttitude! You know I'd eat them, never expecting such malevolence from a vegetarian.

(Note to self: do not eat vegan pastries left on doorstep)

I would do it with rainbows and puppies.

I'd get the whole lot of you, round you up inside a hall. Lock the doors and have Veganegelica read all her posts to you until you were screaming to be let out.

Large convention centre for everyone, lock the doors and just start spray with an AK-47. Sounds crude, but it's a time saver. Oh, your names would be carved on the bullets as well.

How do you kill someone with rainbows and puppies. Are the puppies hungry?

I'd probably like that. Especially if you're in there. (Just kidding!)

No you weren't ;)

I knew it

She has the hots for me.

I'm sure her thesis will make for some fair pillow talk.

Exactly.

My thesis is 242 pages long. It could probably *be* the pillow.

God, she's gagging for it.

Don't expect her to gag on your meat, anyhow.

My meat is 100% animal friendly.

Apart from maybe that sheep once.

My meat is 100% animal. :pimp:


* small animals not included (beat you to it)

Urban Adventures In Stump-Jumping.

It does have a certain ring to it.

I'm off to start a journal about it

I'm taking boobs to a Cassavetes retrospective. Then my place.

Damnnnnn... that was... :laughing:

I'm just being purely objective here

carebear stare!

IndieTrash3 - I'd put him in a room and play the Clash as loudly as possible until his brains liquefied and ran out of his ear holes :laughing:

lol

Urban, is this your fantasy of how you'd kill me

OR...

is it the beginnings of how you think I might kill you...by "doing an Edward Cullen" on your reproductive parts, causing such substantial blood loss that the only way you could survive is if I happen to have immortality-inducing vampire venom...but, alas for you, I'm no vampire.

(Just is case you haven't read the 4th book in the Twilight series, "Doing an Edward Cullen" refers to how Edward tears through Bella's reproductive organ...with his teeth)

Oh, definitely, no need to gag on Urban's meat. I could always just spit out the bits and pieces. I can see it now, like one of those little party sausages floating on a pulsing fountain of blood:

http://www.fallingpixel.com/products..._stick_01_.jpg

Of course, Urban, I wouldn't really want any harm to come to you. Or your reproductive parts. I'm just joking. Again.

If I had known you were that kinky I would have tried it on months ago