How would you torture (and eventually kill) MB Members?

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 01-28-2010, 04:39 PM

I would kidnap Jackhammer, RT, Big3, Antonio, and all the other lads of the board and tie them up. Then I would proceed to bring beautiful girls and dance and tease them. Then when they are nice and excited, I will put Pokerface on repeat for 24 hours. After they are good and tortured, I will strip them naked, batter them in butter and leave them out in the hot sun. I'll gather a huge number of scavenger birds to come peck them and eat their remains.

For the girls, I would force them to eat chocolate cake for a week, while living in a tiny room. Then I would get one of them on my side to start spreading rumours to certain girls about one another until they eventually eat each other, since I've removed the chocolate cake.

01-28-2010, 04:39 PM	#28 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,775	I would kidnap Jackhammer, RT, Big3, Antonio, and all the other lads of the board and tie them up. Then I would proceed to bring beautiful girls and dance and tease them. Then when they are nice and excited, I will put Pokerface on repeat for 24 hours. After they are good and tortured, I will strip them naked, batter them in butter and leave them out in the hot sun. I'll gather a huge number of scavenger birds to come peck them and eat their remains. For the girls, I would force them to eat chocolate cake for a week, while living in a tiny room. Then I would get one of them on my side to start spreading rumours to certain girls about one another until they eventually eat each other, since I've removed the chocolate cake. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots