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Old 01-26-2010, 12:12 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Someone "Bobbitt"-izing your manparts with her teeth isn't exactly what I'd call sex!
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Old 01-26-2010, 01:01 PM   #82 (permalink)
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step 1: lock everyone in a room filled with medieval weaponry
step 2: administer lots and lots of LSD
step 3: turn on fog machines and strobe lights
step 5: turn on heaters
step 6: put Aqua - Candy Man on repeat. really, really loud.
step 7: wait 30 minutes
step 8: spray room down with olive oil
step 9: hand out cheap ukrainian vodka and PCP-laced joints
step 10: GWAR goes on stage
step 11: wait 30 minutes
step 12: if anyone is still alive, bludgeon them with blunt implements
step 13: go home and watch Pretty Woman with wife
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Old 01-26-2010, 01:07 PM   #83 (permalink)
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That sounds like one amazing party mate. That'll be the 3rd time this year I've been to one of those...
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Old 01-26-2010, 02:49 PM   #84 (permalink)
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That sounds like one amazing party mate. That'll be the 3rd time this year I've been to one of those...
i'm taking a vacation to scotland, then.
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Old 01-28-2010, 01:01 AM   #85 (permalink)
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Wow TumorAttitude, I'm eh, very flattered that you'd pimp my corpse out to necrophilliacs. Thanks? You are seriously disturbed though, but I love it.
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Old 01-28-2010, 05:39 PM   #86 (permalink)
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I would kidnap Jackhammer, RT, Big3, Antonio, and all the other lads of the board and tie them up. Then I would proceed to bring beautiful girls and dance and tease them. Then when they are nice and excited, I will put Pokerface on repeat for 24 hours. After they are good and tortured, I will strip them naked, batter them in butter and leave them out in the hot sun. I'll gather a huge number of scavenger birds to come peck them and eat their remains.

For the girls, I would force them to eat chocolate cake for a week, while living in a tiny room. Then I would get one of them on my side to start spreading rumours to certain girls about one another until they eventually eat each other, since I've removed the chocolate cake.
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Old 01-28-2010, 06:22 PM   #87 (permalink)
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Vanilla you always say the nicest things to me
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Old 01-28-2010, 06:55 PM   #88 (permalink)
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Vanilla you always say the nicest things to me
Hehe that's why you love me
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Old 01-28-2010, 06:59 PM   #89 (permalink)
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Hehe that's why you love me
I don't want to kill anyone on MB but I would like to nail some of you
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Old 01-29-2010, 10:06 PM   #90 (permalink)
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Death is way less icky then sex....
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