Maybe you don't

But.....

step 1: lock everyone in a room filled with medieval weaponry
step 2: administer lots and lots of LSD
step 3: turn on fog machines and strobe lights
step 5: turn on heaters
step 6: put Aqua - Candy Man on repeat. really, really loud.
step 7: wait 30 minutes
step 8: spray room down with olive oil
step 9: hand out cheap ukrainian vodka and PCP-laced joints
step 10: GWAR goes on stage
step 11: wait 30 minutes
step 12: if anyone is still alive, bludgeon them with blunt implements
step 13: go home and watch Pretty Woman with wife

That sounds like one amazing party mate. That'll be the 3rd time this year I've been to one of those...

i'm taking a vacation to scotland, then.

Wow TumorAttitude, I'm eh, very flattered that you'd pimp my corpse out to necrophilliacs. Thanks? You are seriously disturbed though, but I love it.

I would kidnap Jackhammer, RT, Big3, Antonio, and all the other lads of the board and tie them up. Then I would proceed to bring beautiful girls and dance and tease them. Then when they are nice and excited, I will put Pokerface on repeat for 24 hours. After they are good and tortured, I will strip them naked, batter them in butter and leave them out in the hot sun. I'll gather a huge number of scavenger birds to come peck them and eat their remains.

For the girls, I would force them to eat chocolate cake for a week, while living in a tiny room. Then I would get one of them on my side to start spreading rumours to certain girls about one another until they eventually eat each other, since I've removed the chocolate cake.

Vanilla you always say the nicest things to me :)

Hehe that's why you love me ;)

:) I don't want to kill anyone on MB but I would like to nail some of you :laughing:

Death is way less icky then sex....