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Old 01-26-2010, 09:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
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That's twice now women have wanted to torture me with sex.
Someone "Bobbitt"-izing your manparts with her teeth isn't exactly what I'd call sex!

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Old 01-26-2010, 11:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Someone "Bobbitt"-izing your manparts with her teeth isn't exactly what I'd call sex!
Maybe you don't

But.....
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Old 01-25-2010, 11:45 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I never said anything about you getting sex whilst dying, that'd be awesome.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Keep it in your pants scottie.
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Old 01-25-2010, 11:49 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Awesome? xD
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Old 01-25-2010, 11:51 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Having sex whilst kicking the bucket? Don't tell me that'd be bad?
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 01-25-2010, 03:06 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Neapolitan you may want to stand back from that stuff.
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Old 01-25-2010, 03:21 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Vanilla, kayleigh and Lateralus: Something quick that leaves no scars. Prolly arsenic. Then I do some Frankenstein **** on your corpse and pimp you out to necrophilliacs.
You are seriously fucked up! But I like it.
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Old 01-25-2010, 04:19 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Why let the necrophilliacs have all the fun?
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Old 01-25-2010, 07:16 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Why let the necrophilliacs have all the fun?
Well, when they're still alive, they tend to have free will....Raping people tends to be frown upon in modern society. But you see, zombies mindlessly do whatever I tell them to and can't really object to becoming hookers.

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Old 01-26-2010, 10:11 AM   #10 (permalink)
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SATCHMO: I'm going to sever your penis and choke you with it.
Reminds me of Cannibal Corpse's Orgasm Through Torture lyrics.......

Strapped to the table, naked, genitals exposed
Eyes clamped open, mouth gagged shut, terrified
Locks my scrotum in a vice tightens forcefully
Agony, silent screams, want to die

Shackled and bound, unaware my fate
Destined to be maimed to stimulate

The skin is peeled off my ****
Done with a razor blade
She begins to suck
Blood and *** amok
She rips my **** off with her teeth
Masticate, gnawing and chewing the stump
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