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Having sex whilst kicking the bucket? Don't tell me that'd be bad?

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Originally Posted by kayleigh. (Post 816339)

I'm curious to know wither you count us as one person, as a lot of the younger boys, like FaSho, Proggy, etc get counted as one by some people.
I'd kill Urban by tying him to a large pole or something, then set him on fire using his Dr Who collection to throw in his fire.

I'd kill Mojopinuk by putting him in a room filled to the brim with ugly ginger scottish men, in kilts and everything scottish, force feeding him haggis until he dies.

I'd kill NumberNineDream by making her watch the worlds worst movies while getting stabbed with an HB pencil.

I can't think of anything else decent relevant to members. :D

I'm not a misogionist, I'm just super ****ing lazyyyy. And this way, the murder is done, and I make a quick buck.

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 816342)

I'd tie Kayleigh to a lamppost outside her house in a green & white hooped top & see what happens. That's ok, women who have avatars of other hot women in my experience are usually fat AND ugly.

*examines self* Kinda.

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 816099)

btw I can't die, I'm not actually a human but a sort of God-lemur hybrid.

Thats TerribleLizard.

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Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide (Post 816101)

TA - Megan Fox would eat you to death...

WAAAAAANT

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Originally Posted by right-track (Post 816363)

Fetch kayleigh...fetch!

http://images.clipartof.com/small/24...Background.jpg

Coldhearted bastard. :laughing:

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Originally Posted by bungalow (Post 814827)

I'm taking boobs to a Cassavetes retrospective. Then my place.

Quick, Boo Boo defend yourselve
from your nemesis, the Cassavetes fanboy!
http://pics.bikerag.com/Uploads/data...roll_spray.jpg

Neapolitan you may want to stand back from that stuff.

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Originally Posted by TumorAttitude (Post 814395)

Vanilla, kayleigh and Lateralus: Something quick that leaves no scars. Prolly arsenic. Then I do some Frankenstein **** on your corpse and pimp you out to necrophilliacs.

You are seriously fucked up! But I like it.

Why let the necrophilliacs have all the fun?

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 816511)

Why let the necrophilliacs have all the fun?

Well, when they're still alive, they tend to have free will....Raping people tends to be frown upon in modern society. But you see, zombies mindlessly do whatever I tell them to and can't really object to becoming hookers.

SATCHMO: I'm going to sever your penis and choke you with it.

I've created a monster.
Kinda makes me teary inside.

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 816368)

That's twice now women have wanted to torture me with sex.

Someone "Bobbitt"-izing your manparts with her teeth isn't exactly what I'd call sex!

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Originally Posted by TumorAttitude (Post 816668)

SATCHMO: I'm going to sever your penis and choke you with it.

Reminds me of Cannibal Corpse's Orgasm Through Torture lyrics.......

Strapped to the table, naked, genitals exposed
Eyes clamped open, mouth gagged shut, terrified
Locks my scrotum in a vice tightens forcefully
Agony, silent screams, want to die

Shackled and bound, unaware my fate
Destined to be maimed to stimulate

The skin is peeled off my ****
Done with a razor blade
She begins to suck
Blood and *** amok
She rips my **** off with her teeth
Masticate, gnawing and chewing the stump