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Old 01-25-2010, 12:21 PM   #61 (permalink)
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I'd tie Kayleigh to a lamppost outside her house in a green & white hooped top & see what happens.

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Old 01-25-2010, 12:25 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Old 01-25-2010, 12:26 PM   #63 (permalink)
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I'd kill Mojopinuk by putting him in a room filled to the brim with ugly ginger scottish men, in kilts and everything scottish, force feeding him haggis until he dies.
Id just throw a shiny penny across the ground to confuse them. Everyone knows Scots are easily distracted by shiny objects.
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Old 01-25-2010, 12:29 PM   #64 (permalink)
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I'd tie Kayleigh to a lamppost outside her house in a green & white hooped top & see what happens.
I'd probably only get the odd glasgow kiss which would result in a broken nose in a few places. I could live on though.

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Old 01-25-2010, 12:37 PM   #65 (permalink)
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I'd probably only get the odd glasgow kiss which would result in a broken nose in a few places. I could live on though.
I'd also tattoo 'All Huns Are Poofs' on your forehead
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Old 01-25-2010, 12:39 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Old 01-25-2010, 12:41 PM   #67 (permalink)
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I'd also tattoo 'All Huns Are Poofs' on your forehead
"Dirty orange bastards" would provoke more of a reaction really. I'd definetly die if you tattoo'd that. Undoubtedly.

I'm going to have to add that fat Scottish burd that stays across from you? into the equation, she will be the last thing you see, and I'm going to feed her full of Smirnoff and set her about you.

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I'm going to toughen up GRRR.
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Old 01-25-2010, 12:44 PM   #68 (permalink)
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That's twice now women have wanted to torture me with sex.
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Old 01-25-2010, 12:45 PM   #69 (permalink)
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I never said anything about you getting sex whilst dying, that'd be awesome.
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