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Urban Hat€monger ? 01-25-2010 11:21 AM
I'd tie Kayleigh to a lamppost outside her house in a green & white hooped top & see what happens.

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Originally Posted by TumorAttitude (Post 816047)
Urban Hatemonger-I've always sort of pictured you fat. I don't feel like looking it up. You're fat in my head. I think I'll stab you to death.
That's ok, women who have avatars of other hot women in my experience are usually fat AND ugly.

Arya Stark 01-25-2010 11:25 AM
o.O

Mojo 01-25-2010 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by kayleigh. (Post 816339)
I'm
I'd kill Mojopinuk by putting him in a room filled to the brim with ugly ginger scottish men, in kilts and everything scottish, force feeding him haggis until he dies.
Id just throw a shiny penny across the ground to confuse them. Everyone knows Scots are easily distracted by shiny objects.

FETCHER. 01-25-2010 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 816342)
I'd tie Kayleigh to a lamppost outside her house in a green & white hooped top & see what happens.
I'd probably only get the odd glasgow kiss which would result in a broken nose in a few places. I could live on though.

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Originally Posted by mojopinuk (Post 816349)
Id just throw a shiny penny across the ground to confuse them. Everyone knows Scots are easily distracted by shiny objects.
:rolleyes:

Urban Hat€monger ? 01-25-2010 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by kayleigh. (Post 816352)
I'd probably only get the odd glasgow kiss which would result in a broken nose in a few places. I could live on though.
I'd also tattoo 'All Huns Are Poofs' on your forehead

right-track 01-25-2010 11:39 AM
Fetch kayleigh...fetch!

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FETCHER. 01-25-2010 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 816360)
I'd also tattoo 'All Huns Are Poofs' on your forehead
"Dirty orange bastards" would provoke more of a reaction really. I'd definetly die if you tattoo'd that. Undoubtedly.

I'm going to have to add that fat Scottish burd that stays across from you? into the equation, she will be the last thing you see, and I'm going to feed her full of Smirnoff and set her about you.

edit: Why am I always the victim :(:laughing:

I'm going to toughen up GRRR.

Urban Hat€monger ? 01-25-2010 11:44 AM
That's twice now women have wanted to torture me with sex.

FETCHER. 01-25-2010 11:45 AM
I never said anything about you getting sex whilst dying, that'd be awesome.

Arya Stark 01-25-2010 11:49 AM
Awesome? xD
Twice?


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