I think TA should be allowed to live... and see how worthless her life is without all of us.

That... or we tie her to the ground above a seed of bamboo and let nature take its course.

i'm sensing another cliche modern technology is scary horror movie here.

what happens when one troubled forum member loses touch with reality and KILLS EVERYONE?

Ghost Forum....

rated r

Whaswrogwitchoo? I'm SHOVING YOU in a pit of needles. You're going to die. Sure, I totally copied Saw, but thats like, the most horrifying way I could ever imagine dying. And they WOULD go through your veinsandyourbonesandyourarteriesandall6layersofski nandyourgumsandyoureyeballsandyourinternalorgans and deeper and deeper until you DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIED.
I luv you Paloma....

Whats that mean, I feel dumb.....*cries*

oooh i like where this is going

btw I can't die, I'm not actually a human but a sort of God-lemur hybrid.

TA - Megan Fox would eat you to death...

(Not like that guys...come one... get your mind out of the gutter ;) )

At least glass is vegan.

Awww. So sweet!

I practice "catch and release" of flies myself. It drives my mother-in-law nuts, because as soon as she whips out a swatter, I've got out a clear glass and a piece of paper and soon have that live fly safely out-of-doors. Saving flies (or spiders) is a sure way to annoy those who disagree with veganism. Heh heh. Heh.

In wintertime I face more of a conundrum, though, concerning flies. In winter any fly in the house always hovers around the window, lured toward the sunlight, wanting to fly out toward the sun. This leads to a small ethical dilemma: do I do nothing and let the fly die a slower death due to dehydration/starvation inside the house? OR...do I open the window and let the fly fly out into the subzero Iowan winter to freeze within seconds?

When I was a child I once kept a fly as a pet, so there is always the feed-the-fly option. I've always liked watching them rub their little front legs together and groom their eyeballs.

Perhaps an awful way to kill someone is to innoculate the person's body with the eggs of some of the parasites that exist...you know, the worms that end up floating in your eyeballs, tapeworms that hook on to your guts and siphon out your food, all sorts of mites, larvae of insects that eat flesh. Not a nice way to go. It would be a slow and disturbing death, being consumed from the inside out. Probably quite painful.

I'm curious to know wither you count us as one person, as a lot of the younger boys, like FaSho, Proggy, etc get counted as one by some people.

I'd kill Urban by tying him to a large pole or something, then set him on fire using his Dr Who collection to throw in his fire.

I'd kill Mojopinuk by putting him in a room filled to the brim with ugly ginger scottish men, in kilts and everything scottish, force feeding him haggis until he dies.

I'd kill NumberNineDream by making her watch the worlds worst movies while getting stabbed with an HB pencil.

I can't think of anything else decent relevant to members. :D