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01-24-2010, 09:59 PM | #41 (permalink) |
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Urban Hatemonger-I've always sort of pictured you fat. I don't feel like looking it up. You're fat in my head. I think I'll stab you to death.
Vegangelica-Listen. Listen carefully. No, stop. Think. Are you thinking clearly? Are you reading this okay? . . . Yes? Good. Okay. I'm going to make you eat glass. I'm going to force you to eat glass. Shake-Gallows. Thats how you're dying. Look them up. Big3KilledMyRainDog-I'm still scared of getting banned so I'm not going to write it. Bungalow-I'm going to make you eat lotion. I don't know if that will kill you, but there will be SO MUCH lotion. Like, A TON of it that I'll make you eat. |
01-24-2010, 10:04 PM | #44 (permalink) |
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storymilo-I'm going to cut your leg off, sharpen your thighbone, and stab you with it.
I don't care for shake. I really don't. So like, did I ever disclaimer this as a really sick joke? I'm not gonna kill anyone. IRL, I don't even kill flies. |
01-24-2010, 10:13 PM | #46 (permalink) |
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Dude, no! What did the flies ever do to deserve that? Seriously, use plastic ones. Victim cannot tell difference. Will feel like flies are alive under pressure of objects in lungs and knoweledge of inevitable death.
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