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Old 12-04-2009, 03:07 PM   #51 (permalink)
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tough talk from some iowa hick who probably uses an ear of corn as a dildo.
Being a vegan, she probably wouldn't be that cruel to a plant.
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Old 12-04-2009, 03:09 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Fffft. Get your animals STRAIGHT, JackOff. A cocksucker refers to someone sucking a rooster, not a pig. Both are equally bad to suck on.
Oh I don't know I've had a few pigs in my time, ate a few too. Both tasted a little salty.
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Old 12-04-2009, 03:12 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Well now, ToeAndno, this is actually a compliment, so its a big...

FAIL!!!
"Being in your vagina is cruel" is a compliment, you sure you're eating the right weeds?
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Old 12-04-2009, 03:20 PM   #54 (permalink)
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The reason for the salty taste is probably the briny infested bacterial poo liquid the carcasses get dragged through to "clean" them and soak up water before they get slopped out to you ham-sters, who pay more for the guck because the water adds more weight. Happy chewing!
i have a feeling it has more to do with the fact that your barefoot, bible-thumping, toad-racing parents didn't teach you and the rest of your country kin proper hygiene.

and you want to know why?

it's because they were too busy making methamphetamine out of an old chicken coup to sell to your fellow incestuous hillfolk.
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Old 12-04-2009, 03:22 PM   #55 (permalink)
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No no...saying I try to be nice to plants is the compliment.
The irony of a vegan talking to plants, only for them to kill themselves out of desperation
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Old 12-04-2009, 03:27 PM   #56 (permalink)
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I smell cunt.
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You're all d ickheads, and your taste in music BLOWS.
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Old 12-04-2009, 04:27 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Old 12-04-2009, 04:31 PM   #59 (permalink)
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My favorite group is Radiohead
Welcome boring faceless Radiohead fan who will probably make 30 posts and then disappear once you get bored of the radiohead thread.
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Old 12-04-2009, 04:37 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Welcome boring faceless Radiohead fan who will probably make 30 posts and then disappear once you get bored of the radiohead thread.
Welcome, mod who uses run-ons to make worthless insults.
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