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Old 12-12-2009, 07:32 PM   #441 (permalink)
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I feel an essay coming on.
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Old 12-12-2009, 07:34 PM   #442 (permalink)
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You are in for it now son!
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Old 12-12-2009, 07:40 PM   #443 (permalink)
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Good God, man, is this what you do to your wife and your dog?! How do all three of you fit under a grill?
It's a pretty big grill, it has to be for all the live horses he puts under.
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Old 12-12-2009, 07:41 PM   #444 (permalink)
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Can we just pension her off to the glue factory now please?
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Old 12-12-2009, 07:43 PM   #445 (permalink)
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It's a pretty big grill, it has to be for all the live horses he puts under.
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Old 12-12-2009, 07:44 PM   #446 (permalink)
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He's going to need much more than 5 minutes to prick his wife, a dog, and a whole herd of live horses.
Most females prefer longer than 5 minutes, they aren't having vegan guilt trips about pork greasing it's way through beef curtains.
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Old 12-12-2009, 08:30 PM   #447 (permalink)
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I thought you said you were a VIRGIN, not a vegan.
And everything started making sense.
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Old 12-12-2009, 08:39 PM   #448 (permalink)
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DAMN! How did you find out?!?
You don't like meat, how easier do you want to make it?
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DAMN! How did you find out?!?
Because you're not allowed to be cruel to living things.
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Old 12-13-2009, 12:23 PM   #450 (permalink)
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You assume that since I'm a vegan my viriginity should be a foregone conclusion, but haven't you heard the saying, "Vegetarians don't like the meat but they sure like the bone?" Apparently not...probably because you're too busy gnawing on yours to hear anything other than "slobber, lick, lick."



...not allowed to be cruel to sentient, living beings such as myself, you mean. I can imagine what it might be like to do it with people like you, and it isn't too difficult to see why virginity is preferable. Observe the conversation we would have:

YOU: "Heh heh."

I (disdainfully): "What the?!? What is that thing...an oozing, fungus-infected 11th toe?! And no." (Hand held up like stop sign). "Even if you had a size XS sock on, the thought is too repulsive."

"toeAndno." Hmm -- guess we know now how you got that name.
We had to wait that long for that?

Christ, at least you kept it (comparatively) short this time, unlike your usual rambles and abuse of the English language.

Would you like some goat milk to wash down your bull sh!t?
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