The Fake Argument Thread

[right-track]

Someone needs to get lucifer sam in here, RIGHT NOW!

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by right-track

Someone needs to get lucifer sam in here, RIGHT NOW!

I know.
It would be twice as fun.

[right-track]

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

I know.
It would be twice as fun.

...is what I meant.

Points are being scored here.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by right-track

...is what I meant.

Points are being scored here.

You'd better have two pens, my friend.

[Dr.Seussicide]

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

I'm not here to make you laugh. If you want laughs, stand in front of a mirror naked. Otherwise, I'm not obliged to offer humor. I only offer the truth as I see it, and if you were as half as smart as the smart ass comments you make, you'd go listen to your P.S. Eliot and immerse yourself in any other esteem-building activities you do while your mom isn't in the room, you dick fiddling wannabe.

Is your laptop up your ass with along with the plethora of midgets writing these fucking comments? Guess that's why you keep coming up short. At least... that's what the chicks have been saying. But hey don't believe me, cuz that's what she said

[Alfred]

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

This is like amnesty, brotha.
You don't even know how much I got left.

I smell a bluff.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide

Is your laptop up your ass with along with the plethora of midgets writing these fucking comments? Guess that's why you keep coming up short. At least... that's what the chicks have been saying. But hey don't believe me, cuz that's what she said

Oh clever... integrate someone else's jokes with your own horrible excuse of a witty reply in order to make yourself seem adequate. Nice. Let me chalk that up to a minus one on your part.

Are you honestly going to keep replying deftly to my remarks until you get the upper hand? Let me tell you something, son... it's not going to happen until I log off and you're left with fighting someone who isn't even here.

Just save yourself the trouble while you're still just an ordinary douche bag.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by Alfred

I smell a bluff.

Ain't gonna work podna... I like you too much to ruin your day.

[Dr.Seussicide]

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Oh clever... integrate someone else's jokes with your own horrible excuse of a witty reply in order to make yourself seem adequate. Nice. Let me chalk that up to a minus one on your part.

Are you honestly going to keep replying deftly to my remarks until you get the upper hand? Let me tell you something, son... it's not going to happen until I log off and you're left with fighting someone who isn't even here.

Just save yourself the trouble while you're still just an ordinary douche bag.

This isn't even worth a reply really. I'm just being polite. And I've grown quite famished. Just pass the hot sauce, I'm off to communion, you witty fool.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide

This isn't even worth a reply really. I'm just being polite. And I've grown quite famished. Just pass the hot sauce, I'm off to communion you witty fool.

Ahhhh and there's the relent!
Thanks for being a champ about it mang.
It was enjoyable.