The Fake Argument Thread

[Neapolitan]

Originally Posted by AwwSugar

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Alfred. You're burning everyone in here.

By using the word "burning," I assume that you presume that they're consumed with laughter?

[MuscleInAJar]

everyone in this thread is ***

[FETCHER.]

Originally Posted by MuscleInAJar

everyone in this thread is ***

So is your patter, clearly.

[Arya Stark]

Erica.
Stop trying so hard.
Making fun of kayleigh isn't going to make up for the fact that no one gives a shit about what you have to say.

[FETCHER.]

Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

Luckily for you, kickmeigh, I can roughly translate Scottish gibberish and so I knew what you meant. In English, now:



Unluckily for you, I'm an animal lover. I don't kick bitches. Not even salivating, slobbering ones like you.

yasss. I asked her to.

Veg, give up you sap.

[Terrible Lizard]

Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

Lizzie,

I can still see our age difference and his rejection of my dried, crusted genatalia. My fantasy of a threesome with him, a duck and a nutella container still remained unfulfilled. I can only anally penetrate myself with a dildo I made from soybean stalks to reach minimum satisfaction. Prison hasn't been very kind, even the lesbian gangs cringe in my presence. They wouldn't even slap my wrinkled ass in the shower after I told them about my pig.

I readily admit I adore my pig, with its cute little pot belly, cute little nose, and cute little snarl. Just looking at it gives me orgasms...I don't need to do a thing with my gnarled fingers. But I most definitely don't deny using photocopies either.

I had him every night.

Ha ha. Yeah, I still wish my shrunken digits were probling all his holes, but that ain't gonna happen. So i'll just have to masturbate to your new avatar and hopefully sob hard enough at my lawyer to help knock some time off.

I just hope his parents haven't arranged to have me shanked in the lunchroom.

Sincerely,

--VEG

*fixed

[Neapolitan]

Originally Posted by kayleigh.

So is your patter, clearly.

for secong I thought you said "So is your pattern, clearly." as if he/she unwittingly admitted as being part of the pattern he/she so disdainfully and maliciously point out; and it made me lol, but the original is just as humourous-ish.

[VEGANGELICA]

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

That is highly unlikely since Brussels banned mushy legumes in his country!

Are you saying that Belgium banned mushy legumes, Neapolitan? This is odd, because according to my sources the only country in which any group attempted to ban mushy legumes (refried beans, for example) was *Mexico*, due to the efforts of the meat lobby there, which hoped to unseat the mighty legume from its position as the chief inexpensive and healthful dietary protein source.

Belgium, on the other hand, *did* have some problems last year when the Brussels Sprout lobby tried to mandate that school lunches provide Brussels sprouts 4 times per week. They were hoping to unseat green *string* beans (but not legumes) as the number one vegetable in the country.

Are you sure your source wasn't referring to mushy *string* beans rather than legumes? You are usually so on-the-mark with your information that I was surprised to see what appears to be an error on your part here.

--VEG

[Neapolitan]

Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

Are you sure your source wasn't referring to mushy *string* beans rather than legumes? You are usually so on-the-mark with your information that I was surprised to see what appears to be an error on your part here.

--VEG

I got it from quite a reliable source that European Commission in a heavy handed Draconian measure outlawed Britain's traditional mushy peas. One of the Directive's general principles is that fresh and processed vegetables may not be coloured, and military khaki green is a forbidden hue for edible food. So when you said your friend would be eating mushy beans (and I assume you meant peas too) I thought you ought to know that was a highly unlikely situation.

[VEGANGELICA]

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

I got it from quite a reliable source that European Commission in a heavy handed Draconian measure outlawed Britain's traditional mushy peas. One of the Directive's general principles is that fresh and processed vegetables may not be coloured, and military khaki green is a forbidden hue for edible food. So when you said your friend would be eating mushy beans (and I assume you meant peas too) I thought you ought to know that was a highly unlikely situation.

Oh, yes, you are quite right that I meant mushy beans to include *any* of the legumes (including peas). However, since green beans (though they are legumes) are often considered a vegetable crop rather than a "bean bean," and since green beans are quite mushy when overcooked (whereas dry legumes, when cooked, are usually only severely mushy is intentionally converted into a paste), I had thought perhaps your source was referring to *green* beans. Peas *can* be very mushy, though...so I could understand someone wanting to ban overcooked peas.

Still, I cannot believe anyone would ban mushy peas, no matter how Draconian that entity's tendencies. What would little teething European babies eat if not mushy peas? And what would the various countries' militaries serve on "Match Your Flack Jacket" food days? I am suspicious of your source. In fact...and I am going to use strong terminology here, so prepare yourself...I think your source is WRONG.

There, I said it. I know it was harsh, but reality is too important to ignore, even when it leads to a full-blown argument such as the one we are having.