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Old 12-07-2009, 08:14 PM   #341 (permalink)
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If a women ever got hold of your handle, you would be empty in 3 seconds.
I know you're jealous, but just a hint: viagra isn't going to help you grow a dick.
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Old 12-07-2009, 08:32 PM   #342 (permalink)
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I know you're jealous, but just a hint: viagra isn't going to help you grow a dick.
Trust him, he knows. He now resorts to taping on dildos.
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Old 12-07-2009, 08:48 PM   #343 (permalink)
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I know you're jealous, but just a hint: viagra isn't going to help you grow a dick.
What are you talking about? Honestly? I was talking about the handle on your pitcher in you picture - as if they would pour your Kool Aid out - ha ha It was supposed to be a funny joke, the humour was all in good clean fun, how in the world did you turn it around and make it some kind of a dirty joke, I am appalled, right now I am filled with fill with consternation & dismay.

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Old 12-07-2009, 09:02 PM   #344 (permalink)
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You can't talk Alfred... how old are you again?
No, I'm sure Alfred knows enough about cum. All those nights with his dad have really taught him a thing or too.
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Old 12-07-2009, 09:11 PM   #345 (permalink)
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No, I'm sure Alfred knows enough about cum. All those nights with his dad have really taught him a thing or too.
My dad educated me about the birds and the bees long before I could cum, so this is pretty inaccurate info. Though I'm sure you have tons of experience with your dad in the bedroom.
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Old 12-07-2009, 09:21 PM   #346 (permalink)
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Dear Terrible Lizard,

I'm sorry...did you write something? I'm afraid, as usual, your avatars are oh so much more interesting than your words. Still, I apologize that my reply is so late, because after reading your overly hostile outburst I finally realized what's going on with you. Lizzie, Lizzie, Lizzie...it's so obvious now. You're jealous that I liked your Terrible Lizard avatar and not you!! There, there. Your secret is out.

I should have realized you were going to have a hard time accepting your rejection after you posted that photo of a French man offering me a drink, only to learn later that the "cute Terrible Lizard" I liked was NOT you, the pimply prepubescent, but rather your avatar. And now, in a fit of jealous rage, you killed off the little fluffy lizard and replaced it with a sexual scene to assuage your enraged hormones!

The saddest part is when you sent me a photo of your "pee pee," as you called it, to show that you had tried to tattoo yourself with the word "VEGANGELICA." You were only able to fit on the first four letters. Of course, as the photo showed, all you could read is "VEG"...until the last centimeter pops out, that is.

Please, please, please stay away from guns.

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Pimply prepubescent? Ah I knew I recognized your shriveled visage from somewhere. Poor lad, plenty of milk-sacks he could've stuck his green-bean into and not been harrassed by lawyers, his parents, and classmates curious on why he wanted to fuck a goat in glasses. Maybe it was something in his V8?

Well at least your mugshot is slightly better than the horrid pictures on your profile page. But you can't be completely blamed, Billy Jack choosing prison over staying with you must have been harsh.

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Old 12-07-2009, 09:43 PM   #347 (permalink)
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No, I'm sure Alfred knows enough about cum. All those nights with his dad have really taught him a thing or too.
Well here's an original concept! I can't wait to read 20 pages of back and forth incest jokes between you and Alfred.
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Old 12-07-2009, 10:04 PM   #348 (permalink)
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Well here's an original concept! I can't wait to read 20 pages of back and forth incest jokes between you and Alfred.
So you think incest is a joke now? For storymilo, it's a reality.
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Old 12-07-2009, 10:16 PM   #349 (permalink)
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So you think incest is a joke now? For storymilo, it's a reality.
Okay I have to admit, that one made me lol.
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Old 12-07-2009, 10:21 PM   #350 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Alfred. You're burning everyone in here.
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