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Old 12-07-2009, 07:05 PM   #321 (permalink)
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Old 12-07-2009, 07:07 PM   #322 (permalink)
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You got a problem with necrophilia?
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Old 12-07-2009, 07:08 PM   #323 (permalink)
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Old 12-07-2009, 07:08 PM   #324 (permalink)
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You got a problem with necrophilia?
No I always do it with a stiffy
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Old 12-07-2009, 07:08 PM   #325 (permalink)
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Sorry about that, some women just can't handle me.
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Old 12-07-2009, 07:15 PM   #326 (permalink)
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Sorry about that, some women just can't handle me.
I don't blame them. I'd kill myself if I had to sleep with you too.
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Old 12-07-2009, 07:19 PM   #327 (permalink)
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Sorry about that, some women just can't handle me.
There is an important distinction between being able to "handle" you and wanting to.
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Old 12-07-2009, 07:36 PM   #328 (permalink)
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Sorry about that, some women just can't handle me.
If a women ever got hold of your handle, you would be empty in 3 seconds.
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Old 12-07-2009, 07:37 PM   #329 (permalink)
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Please learn the benefits of one liners.
Attention ... span ... drifting ... oooh shiny!

It really is hard to read a full paragraph when you have the same ability to concentrate as a five year old.
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Old 12-07-2009, 07:39 PM   #330 (permalink)
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If a women ever got hold of your handle, you would be empty in 3 seconds.
Of piss of course... I don't think he's capable of spurting yet
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