The Fake Argument Thread

[HotFunkColdPunk]

You guys are idiots.. **** you guys, **** this thread.

[someonecompletelyrandom]

Originally Posted by HotFunkColdPunk

You guys are idiots.. **** you guys, **** this thread.

MB changed your weak ass insults into little stars to save you the embarrassment.

[Neapolitan]

Originally Posted by Barnard17

Failed fail rebuke. Bulletin board coding is generally what uses squared brackets, HTML would read </thread>.

Your put downs would be a whole lot more effective if you had any clue in the foggiest regarding what you were talking about instead of merrily bumping about in Walter Mitty land.

I usually see the idiom as "I don't have the foggiest clue " but since you are the "King of the Idioms" I guess you're usage of the second person is a correct usage!?
But still it not sound so good. It should've read as such:
"...if you had the foggiest clue regarding..." or maybe "...the slightest clue regarding..."
the way it was writen was as if it was the epitome of a "foggy regarding?"

EDIT NB I'm still on your side, fight on ol' chap against these unwarranted newbies!

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

I usually see the idiom as "I don't have the foggiest clue " 1) but since you are the "King of the Idioms" I guess 2) you're usage of the 3) second person is a correct usage!?
But still 4) it not sound so good. It should've read as such:
"...if you had the foggiest clue regarding..." or maybe "...the slightest clue regarding..."
the way it was 5) writen was as if it was the 6) epitome of a "foggy regarding?"

EDIT NB I'm still on your side, fight on ol' chap against these unwarranted newbies!

1. No comma present.
2. Should be 'your'.
3. Doesn't apply to what you're talking about.
4. Should be 'it does not'.
5. Should be 'written'.
6. This line makes absolutely no sense at all.

Edit: Neapolitan, if you're going to critique someone's grammar then you should probably work on your own first.
This is not me having a fake argument... as your own post has already insulted you enough.

[FadedMyxomatosis]

Originally Posted by HotFunkColdPunk

You guys are idiots.. **** you guys, **** this thread.

Alright this put down just tops all others. Let's stop here.

[Astronomer]

Originally Posted by FadedMyxomatosis

Alright this put down just tops all others. Let's stop here.

Who the fuck are you?

[Dr.Seussicide]

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

1. No comma present.
2. Should be 'your'.
3. Doesn't apply to what you're talking about.
4. Should be 'it does not'.
5. Should be 'written'.
6. This line makes absolutely no sense at all.

Edit: Neapolitan, if you're going to critique someone's grammar then you should probably work on your own first.
This is not me having a fake argument... as your own post has already insulted you enough.

This needed to be said

[FETCHER.]

Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

Ho-hum, ho-hum. You must not know many vegans, ToeJam, because a comment like this is usually the first thing that meat-eaters with guilty consciences say in a vain attempt to upset us. Please--write more. Post often. The more you threaten to take out your insecurities on helpless animals, the easier our job as vegangelicals is!

But if you're going to try to reveal the kind of sociopath you really are, then at least do a good job of it. That way the maximum number of meat-eaters will be repelled by remembering you when they look in the mirror. You should work on your little animalistic "Joan of Arc" fantasy, because your post is lacking drama. Don't you know that to make an effective, heart-wrenching description of gratuitous murder, you need to BURN THE COW AND CALF *FIRST*?!?!!! You don't kill them quickly and THEN burn them.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but maybe your thoughtlessness and poor imagination skills are a sign that you're already experiencing the first symptoms of Mad Cow Disease. Stuffing dead cows into your mouth--if that's indeed what you do when you're not torching them--has its down sides. Enjoy drooling onto the floor of your nursing home for the rest of your life eating mashed beans.

Can you slag me next? Please?

[Neapolitan]

Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

Ho-hum, ho-hum. You must not know many vegans, ToeJam, because a comment like this is usually the first thing that meat-eaters with guilty consciences say in a vain attempt to upset us. Please--write more. Post often. The more you threaten to take out your insecurities on helpless animals, the easier our job as vegangelicals is!

But if you're going to try to reveal the kind of sociopath you really are, then at least do a good job of it. That way the maximum number of meat-eaters will be repelled by remembering you when they look in the mirror. You should work on your little animalistic "Joan of Arc" fantasy, because your post is lacking drama. Don't you know that to make an effective, heart-wrenching description of gratuitous murder, you need to BURN THE COW AND CALF *FIRST*?!?!!! You don't kill them quickly and THEN burn them.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but maybe your thoughtlessness and poor imagination skills are a sign that you're already experiencing the first symptoms of Mad Cow Disease. Stuffing dead cows into your mouth--if that's indeed what you do when you're not torching them--has its down sides. Enjoy drooling onto the floor of your nursing home for the rest of your life eating mashed beans.

That is highly unlikely since Brussels banned mushy legumes in his country!

[VEGANGELICA]

Originally Posted by Terrible Lizard

Your not in a position to criticize darling, Fasho is not queefing his bullshit opinion in every post, nor does he begin every fucking post with "Dear," like he's writing a complaint to the manager of a local superstore, bitching about not being able to bring his cow in by a rope so he can get anally rimmed in the dressing room.

Worst Argumentalist, pah! The day I give a shit about your opinion, or the fact that you stick your gnarled fingers in your sahara-dried cunt every night to photocopies of my old avatar, is the day I put a gun to my head and pull the fucking trigger..

Sincerely,

Motherfucking Terrible Lizard.

Dear Terrible Lizard,

I'm sorry...did you write something? I'm afraid, as usual, your avatars are oh so much more interesting than your words. Still, I apologize that my reply is so late, because after reading your overly hostile outburst I finally realized what's going on with you. Lizzie, Lizzie, Lizzie...it's so obvious now. You're jealous that I liked your Terrible Lizard avatar and not you!! There, there. Your secret is out.

I should have realized you were going to have a hard time accepting your rejection after you posted that photo of a French man offering me a drink, only to learn later that the "cute Terrible Lizard" I liked was NOT you, the pimply prepubescent, but rather your avatar. And now, in a fit of jealous rage, you killed off the little fluffy lizard and replaced it with a sexual scene to assuage your enraged hormones!

The saddest part is when you sent me a photo of your "pee pee," as you called it, to show that you had tried to tattoo yourself with the word "VEGANGELICA." You were only able to fit on the first four letters. Of course, as the photo showed, all you could read is "VEG"...until the last centimeter pops out, that is.

Please, please, please stay away from guns.

Sincerely,

VEG