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Old 12-05-2009, 02:41 PM   #211 (permalink)
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Who said you had to be the one fertilize her egg?



She told me to tell you to shave down there. She's tired of having to dig through the hairs to find your tiny little prick.
Only small when placed next to her gaping cavern. It's like throwing a hotdog down Broadway.
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I'd rather my face reek of women's body parts than of comic book ink and dirty NES cartridges.
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Old 12-05-2009, 02:46 PM   #212 (permalink)
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Only small when placed next to her gaping cavern. It's like throwing a hotdog down Broadway.
Well, you'd know. I'm not the one who rapes forty year old women.
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Old 12-05-2009, 02:48 PM   #213 (permalink)
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Can we just agree that you're both sick bastards who are probably masturbating to this thread as we speak?
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Old 12-05-2009, 02:50 PM   #214 (permalink)
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Well, you'd know. I'm not the one who rapes forty year old women.
Not rape when they beg for it to happen.Sure, I can compete on the d!ck side when we're talking about other men, but once you bring farm animals into it then , I admit, I cannot compete with them. Which is why I'm relegated to camera work and uploader to the internet.
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Old 12-05-2009, 02:50 PM   #215 (permalink)
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Can we just agree that your both sick bastards who are probably masturbating to this thread as we speak?
I noticed that you took a long absence. Did the thought of ToeAndno banging your dad turn you on a little too much?
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I noticed that you took a long absence. Did the thought of ToeAndno banging your dad turn you on a little too much?
I think somebody missed me. Wuv you sweatums
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Is that what your father said when he got back from ToeAndno's place?
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Is that what your father said when he got back from ToeAndno's place?
Can't two guys get together, have some beer and bang your mom?
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Can't two guys get together, have some beer and bang your mom?
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