Originally Posted by pourmeanother (Post 778199)

If this website was a cock, you'd be the smegma.

Originally Posted by Barnard17 (Post 778209)

Naw man: old semen, dried up piss and dead skin cells that collect underneath the foreskin. It's white and offensive to the olfactory senses, but that's okay because so are you.

Originally Posted by Barnard17 (Post 778209)

Naw man: old semen, dried up piss and dead skin cells that collect underneath the foreskin. It's white and offensive to the olfactory senses, but that's okay because so are you.

Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA (Post 777524)

I can't believe you seriously feel there is too much love on the boards these days. Too much love?! Too much love?!?!?! That is seriously, seriously sick. Love makes the world go round! Love makes the whole world sing! Don't you people get TV over there? Haven't you watched GLEE!!?!

You know what? I can't stand being civil for one more moment given that MB has descended to making fake arguments due to the plethora of love abounding beautifully across the boards. This is the final straw. I am losing it right here! There. Did you hear that? That piercing shriek reverberating over the waves from the direction of Ireland was my primal scream at the horror of humanity! It's just like (just a moment, I must Google "flaming")...yes, as I was saying...it's just like you live halfway around the world and we are an ocean apart in our views!!! Complete opposites. Like homo sapiens (moi) vs. Neanderthal (not moi).

Well, maybe it's a good thing that our gas-guzzling automobiles over here in the U.S. are producing so much greenhouse gas that the polar ice caps may melt, stopping the sea currents that warm your shores, resulting in cooler temperatures, forcing glaciers to extend over that little island of lovelessness over there that you call home, crushing it under miles of ice.

Ha! Take that you...you...Brit! You think your cool British accent will save you from my disdainful derision? Your accent may have won me over in the past, but not this time, buddy-o. Think again! It will not. Nor will your use of "u" in humour. It's humOr, humOr, humOr!! Why must you use so many letters! Why can't you people be succinct like ME: humor. See? So EASY! Five letters instead of six. Me show--you follow. Capiche?!

Holy carrots....a thread created because there's "too much love." GAA!

Originally Posted by FadedMyxomatosis (Post 778271)

Citing urban dictionary makes you sound like a twat.

You're just about as funny as this site.

Originally Posted by FaSho (Post 778272)

Why didn't more people vote for you for most boring member? I haven't yet to fully read one of your posts because the normal human being doesn't have the attention span. The fact that you spend so much time to express pointless opinions on an internet forum is pitiful.

Originally Posted by FadedMyxomatosis (Post 778274)

Your posts are just about as good as The Fall.

Originally Posted by Conan (Post 778277)

Urban get the banhammer and shove it up my ass!!! Oh yeah!!!