Happy Birthday Batlord even in the past it's still Thursday. Especially in his timezone lol just early morning is all.

Twenty-seven and I'm celebrating by listening to the happiest band on Earth, The Contortions.

Happy Birthday Batty.

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Rub one out and take a nap.

But I should do something special for my birthday. I should've not whacked off yesterday and saved it up for today. But of course that wasn't gonna happen.

Maybe do "The Stranger" for your special day?

I've tried that, but I can never make my hand fall asleep without really going out of my way, and I'd just rather beat off now.

Well whadaya know...

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July 22 :)

Happy belated :)

Happy belated birthdays to everyone I missed... hope you had grand celebrations of the day you came out of your mum's vagina.