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Awww you're so mean. Now where's my ban hammer?

Yeah I know it's MEMBERS' birthdays, but come on! The guy has reached 95 against all odds! I thought he'd be dead by now.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MANDELA! YOU GO, SON! :clap:

I'll be twenty-seven next Thursday. Yay?


I thought you were talking about yourself at first.

Congrats Batty! It's all downhill once ya reach thirty! ;)
No wonder you won "Funniest member" with that razor-sharp wit! :D

Don't say that I have just over 3 months to go before that happens.

Meh, ya still got 20 years on me!

Please, it's been downhill since I crowned. :p:

Meh 30 is not so bad. 40 is when it all goes to pot.

You guys better not get too stressed with all this age related talk, it's not good for your blood pressure. Why not just sit down with a cup of Horlick's and put your feet up.

:laughing:

Horlicks? Are you mad? If I take that I'll be up all night! Nah, nice cup of warm milk, the shipping forecast on Radio 2 and in bed before 11, that's me.
Zzzzzzzz.......

I actually had to look up what Horlick's was but it's identical to Ovaltine apparently. I used to drink Ovaltine as a kid, now it's kind of gross to me.

I love ovaltine

I love oraltime

+1. You can take that Swiss Miss and GTFO. Ovaltine is packed with goodness.

Edit: My Birthday is 11-12, i'll expect something nice from Hermione because she called my face funny.

Added.

I'll start collecting my toenail clippings right away

Thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. Bravo young lady.

Well it's Thursday here so let the celebrations begin :). Happy Birthday Batlord. Yaaay.

Happy Birthday Batlord!!! It's the future here so you can start celebrating now. :D

Happy Birthday Batlord even in the past it's still Thursday. Especially in his timezone lol just early morning is all.

Twenty-seven and I'm celebrating by listening to the happiest band on Earth, The Contortions.

Happy Birthday Batty.

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Rub one out and take a nap.

But I should do something special for my birthday. I should've not whacked off yesterday and saved it up for today. But of course that wasn't gonna happen.

Maybe do "The Stranger" for your special day?

I've tried that, but I can never make my hand fall asleep without really going out of my way, and I'd just rather beat off now.

Well whadaya know...

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July 22 :)

Happy belated :)

Happy belated birthdays to everyone I missed... hope you had grand celebrations of the day you came out of your mum's vagina.

Happy Birthday Rezdaddy!

Happy birthday Rezz!

Happy Birthday Rez.

Rezz, I wish you a lovely birthday with lots of treats!

I wish treat upon you as well. All the treats!

Happy Birthday

I turned 24 last week on the 12th.

I don't feel any older, any younger, any smarter or more sophisticated.

But I have already outlived a great number of humans.

Happy Belated Birthday then

Way belated but yeah Happy Birthday!

I'll be drunk this Friday... I mean 47.