Yeah I can't say I hear 'bad sex' on a regular enough basis to find it annoying. If I did hear it I would probably find it highly amusing more than anything.

dry textas/markers on paper

that **** makes me literally cringe

I would have to say every morning at 5:45 A.M. my brother gargling in the bathroom right next to my room. I tell him to stop, but he doesn't listen!

stupid people talking is agony.

my cat has gotten into the habit of scratching the walls of his covered litter box after he uses it. i think he's trying to get the sand out from between his toes, but once one paw is clean, the stupid thing just puts it right back in the sand to clean the other one.

my cat is very "regular", and this happens every morning between 5:30 and 6:00. it wakes me up every time. today it lasted for 4 full minutes before i finally got up and threw something at him.

damn cat.

Its sort of like a coffee break for your cat.

When the girl that sits next to me at work calls her husband and talks "baby talk" to him in this whiney little voice. Aaaahhhhh! She's doing it right now! Rip my ears off already!

Maybe he's sat at home in a huge nappy and she's telling him that shes on her way to feed him.

Nah that's just funny.

Whatever the case...it's making my right eye twitch.