My Life Is Average

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 11-30-2009, 02:43 AM

So I think we should have a MLIA thread. Post your own 'average' moments for us to giggle at.

The other day I was debating with my classmate to whether gay marriage is acceptable. I stated that marriage is sacred to God who created it. He said he's athiest so what does that mean for his marriage? After a bit of debating, we got back to work. Lunchtime that day he passed me outside and said "I'm just going to tell my wife we're no longer married and then find a gay man." MLIA.

Dr_Rez · 11-30-2009, 02:48 AM

In no time at all this will be turned into the next megasite like FML. You better put in your patent and get those royalty checks before its to late.

WWWP · 11-30-2009, 03:17 AM

It already is too late! MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 11-30-2009, 03:53 AM

Haha I know that, I thought we could copy the idea as a thread so we know whos having average moments!

WWWP · 11-30-2009, 03:57 AM

Yesterday, as I was climbing over a fence while running away from my cousin my pants became snagged on the wood and ripped all the way down the seam of the right leg. At that moment I realized that 3 feet away there was a gate. MLIA.

pourmeanother · 11-30-2009, 03:59 AM

Today a lady backed into me while I was driving home from lunch, then sped off when I got out of my car. I jotted down her license plate on my box of pizza leftovers. When police arrived, I handed the cop the pizza box. He shook the box, then handed it to his partner and said 'can you run a 28 on this license, then make sure this gentleman gets his pizza back'. We all chuckled. MLIA.

FETCHER. · 11-30-2009, 05:36 AM

Alas, I love MLIA.
Considering I have just woke up, I have no MLIA's right now.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 11-30-2009, 12:54 PM

I had a customer today who's name was Brian Balls

I laughed for about 15 minutes

right-track · 11-30-2009, 01:02 PM

When my alarm woke me up this morning the clock read 7.30 and I start work at 8.00!
I jumped out of bed in a panic, fearing I was late.
It was then I realised that I always have my alarm clock set 30 minutes fast.

How I laughed.

Kickin' · 11-30-2009, 01:15 PM

I was in the grocery store today doing some shopping and I noticed this beautiful girl at the end of the aisle. I strolled down their with my basket and pretended to be intrested in what she was buying and started some small talk. I ended up giving her my number and just as I handed it to her, her husband came around the corner and said, "Heres my number", and handed me a small piece of paper that said, "Go **** yourself".

11-30-2009, 02:43 AM	#1 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	My Life Is Average So I think we should have a MLIA thread. Post your own 'average' moments for us to giggle at. The other day I was debating with my classmate to whether gay marriage is acceptable. I stated that marriage is sacred to God who created it. He said he's athiest so what does that mean for his marriage? After a bit of debating, we got back to work. Lunchtime that day he passed me outside and said "I'm just going to tell my wife we're no longer married and then find a gay man." MLIA. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

11-30-2009, 02:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
Dr_Rez Registered Jimmy Rustler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA Posts: 5,360	In no time at all this will be turned into the next megasite like FML. You better put in your patent and get those royalty checks before its to late. __________________ Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew Always Checks Credentials Crew nba > nfl crew Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew

11-30-2009, 03:53 AM	#4 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	Haha I know that, I thought we could copy the idea as a thread so we know whos having average moments! __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

11-30-2009, 03:59 AM	#6 (permalink)
pourmeanother Saaaad Panda Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 852	Today a lady backed into me while I was driving home from lunch, then sped off when I got out of my car. I jotted down her license plate on my box of pizza leftovers. When police arrived, I handed the cop the pizza box. He shook the box, then handed it to his partner and said 'can you run a 28 on this license, then make sure this gentleman gets his pizza back'. We all chuckled. MLIA. __________________ Life is just blah, blah, blah You hope for blah And sometimes you find it, but mostly it's blah And waiting for blah And hoping you were right about the blahs you made And then, just when you think you've got the whole blah'd damn thing figured out And you're surrounded by the ones you blah Death shows up... anddd blah, blah, blah.

11-30-2009, 12:54 PM	#8 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I had a customer today who's name was Brian Balls I laughed for about 15 minutes __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

11-30-2009, 01:02 PM	#9 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	When my alarm woke me up this morning the clock read 7.30 and I start work at 8.00! I jumped out of bed in a panic, fearing I was late. It was then I realised that I always have my alarm clock set 30 minutes fast. How I laughed.

11-30-2009, 01:15 PM	#10 (permalink)
Kickin' Groupie Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Grand Rapids MI, United States Posts: 30	I was in the grocery store today doing some shopping and I noticed this beautiful girl at the end of the aisle. I strolled down their with my basket and pretended to be intrested in what she was buying and started some small talk. I ended up giving her my number and just as I handed it to her, her husband came around the corner and said, "Heres my number", and handed me a small piece of paper that said, "Go **** yourself". __________________ -- Forgive me for my extremely high IQ, it bugs everyone.