My Life Is Average

Kickin' · 12-03-2009, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar

My roommate doesn't speak English. She tried to tell me she had her period, but for some reason she translated it in her head to, "I'm coming! I'm coming!"
It's really awkward. Because I teach her a lot of English.
And it looks like it's my fault.
MLIA

Thats GREAT!

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 12-04-2009, 06:14 PM

Last night I went to a pub with my class mates, had the bar tender let me try many different beers before I picked one and then we all sat down. Later into the night, a waitress comes up to me with a plate of chocolate coffee beans and the bartenders number. One minute later she came back with a piece of paper for me to send a rejection letter. We laughed and said hell no to texting him. MLIA.

Sneer · 12-04-2009, 06:27 PM

Why's that average? Quite nice to have the attention surely?

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 12-04-2009, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Stu

Why's that average? Quite nice to have the attention surely?

It was actually really embarrassing, all my classmates were there laughing. I get enough attention from my boyfriend anyway. Sometimes it's nice to have space.

gunnels · 12-04-2009, 06:32 PM

I faked being sick today so I can procrastinate my school assignments further. MLIA.

Sneer · 12-04-2009, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

It was actually really embarrassing, all my classmates were there laughing. I get enough attention from my boyfriend anyway. Sometimes it's nice to have space.

I understand completely, every step i take is greeted by a wave of hands clasping phone numbers. Nah it can get quite irksome all that, especially when you're already taken. Your MLIA is deemed worthy.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 12-04-2009, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Stu

I understand completely, every step i take is greeted by a wave of hands clasping phone numbers. Nah it can get quite irksome all that, especially when you're already taken. Your MLIA is deemed worthy.

I'd give you my number!

Yeah, I swear I get more attention when I'm taken then when I'm not. Murphy's Law.

LoathsomePete · 12-04-2009, 06:45 PM

I was having lunch today at University with an old friend from high school who happens to be gay. As we're chatting away and catching up, a former High School football player I got into a scrap with once in high school walked by and looked at my friend then quickly turned his head and walked in the opposite direction incredibly fast. I asked him if he knew that guy and he said that he sucked his dick at a party last week. MLIA

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 12-04-2009, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

I was having lunch today at University with an old friend from high school who happens to be gay. As we're chatting away and catching up, a former High School football player I got into a scrap with once in high school walked by and looked at my friend then quickly turned his head and walked in the opposite direction incredibly fast. I asked him if he knew that guy and he said that he sucked his dick at a party last week. MLIA

Bahahahaha that is awesome!!!

Sneer · 12-04-2009, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

I'd give you my number!

Yeah, I swear I get more attention when I'm taken then when I'm not. Murphy's Law.

Haha, i didnt intend to sound so self-pitying.

I know, people seem to be attracted by the happy vibes you give off after meeting someone.

And Loathsome that is totally anti-average, amazing.

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Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	Last night I went to a pub with my class mates, had the bar tender let me try many different beers before I picked one and then we all sat down. Later into the night, a waitress comes up to me with a plate of chocolate coffee beans and the bartenders number. One minute later she came back with a piece of paper for me to send a rejection letter. We laughed and said hell no to texting him. MLIA. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

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LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	I was having lunch today at University with an old friend from high school who happens to be gay. As we're chatting away and catching up, a former High School football player I got into a scrap with once in high school walked by and looked at my friend then quickly turned his head and walked in the opposite direction incredibly fast. I asked him if he knew that guy and he said that he sucked his dick at a party last week. MLIA __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too