My Life Is Average

FETCHER. · 12-01-2009, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by dreadnaught

Funny semi related story: My boyfriend's identity was stolen through amazon just recently, he told me the lady ordered a 'butterfly' under his name and that it was still gonna be sent to his house. I later found out when it got there that it was actually a 'butterfly' as in the sex toy, not a charming little sun catcher or some shit.

haha I googled it, I now know why it got it's name.

simplephysics · 12-01-2009, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by kayleigh.

haha I googled it, I now know why it got it's name.

yeah when he showed me it was a little awkward until I realized that was the butterfly he was talking about.

Sneer · 12-01-2009, 06:55 PM

Today at work i was helping a geriatric at a digital kiosk when, out of the blue, she did the most repugnant fart i have ever smelt in my life. Slightly distressed that an elderly lady had just intoxicated every sense of my being with the smell of gut rot, i looked around to see a young couple sitting on a kiosk opposite looking at me with absolute disgust.

To make matters worse this lady then paid in 10 and 20p's, a good few of which i managed to drop all over the floor. They probably stank of fart too but i didnt dare breath out of my nose after my harrowing experience earlier. It was a terrible 20 minutes in the life of Stuart William Bryan.

FETCHER. · 12-01-2009, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by dreadnaught

yeah when he showed me it was a little awkward until I realized that was the butterfly he was talking about.

Haha, I can imagine so

would have been funny though.

Kickin' · 12-02-2009, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Stu

Today at work i was helping a geriatric at a digital kiosk when, out of the blue, she did the most repugnant fart i have ever smelt in my life. Slightly distressed that an elderly lady had just intoxicated every sense of my being with the smell of gut rot, i looked around to see a young couple sitting on a kiosk opposite looking at me with absolute disgust.

To make matters worse this lady then paid in 10 and 20p's, a good few of which i managed to drop all over the floor. They probably stank of fart too but i didnt dare breath out of my nose after my harrowing experience earlier. It was a terrible 20 minutes in the life of Stuart William Bryan.

Greatest story ever! lol

LoathsomePete · 12-02-2009, 10:57 AM

I went to go get a cup of coffee from my usual place but it was closed so instead I went to another coffee shop I like about four blocks away. I found out I had a freebie card in my wallet and got a free cup of coffee. MLIA

NSW · 12-02-2009, 11:08 AM

This morning, my co-worker Steve was strolling past my desk, looked at me and randomly said “Mongo”. In my best Bart imitation, I responded “Candy-gram for Mongo!”. We both laughed. No one else did. MLIA.

Kickin' · 12-02-2009, 07:30 PM

lol! I love the simpsons.

Sneer · 12-02-2009, 07:44 PM

Tonight at the cinema, of all the people we could have sat next to, we were placed beside a group of morons they started giggling and saying 'oop, they're gunna shag now, HAHAHAHA' everytime the couple got into bed. I wanted to hit them between the eyes with my bottle of coke.

Arya Stark · 12-03-2009, 12:52 AM

My roommate doesn't speak English. She tried to tell me she had her period, but for some reason she translated it in her head to, "I'm coming! I'm coming!"
It's really awkward. Because I teach her a lot of English.
And it looks like it's my fault.
MLIA

12-01-2009, 06:55 PM	#73 (permalink)
Sneer Let it drip Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 5,430	Today at work i was helping a geriatric at a digital kiosk when, out of the blue, she did the most repugnant fart i have ever smelt in my life. Slightly distressed that an elderly lady had just intoxicated every sense of my being with the smell of gut rot, i looked around to see a young couple sitting on a kiosk opposite looking at me with absolute disgust. To make matters worse this lady then paid in 10 and 20p's, a good few of which i managed to drop all over the floor. They probably stank of fart too but i didnt dare breath out of my nose after my harrowing experience earlier. It was a terrible 20 minutes in the life of Stuart William Bryan. __________________ LastFM Sneer's Emporium of Sound Fright Team radio show

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LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	I went to go get a cup of coffee from my usual place but it was closed so instead I went to another coffee shop I like about four blocks away. I found out I had a freebie card in my wallet and got a free cup of coffee. MLIA __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too

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NSW Bigger and Better Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Texas girl living in the UK Posts: 2,596	This morning, my co-worker Steve was strolling past my desk, looked at me and randomly said “Mongo”. In my best Bart imitation, I responded “Candy-gram for Mongo!”. We both laughed. No one else did. MLIA. __________________ Hi.

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12-02-2009, 07:44 PM	#79 (permalink)
Sneer Let it drip Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 5,430	Tonight at the cinema, of all the people we could have sat next to, we were placed beside a group of morons they started giggling and saying 'oop, they're gunna shag now, HAHAHAHA' everytime the couple got into bed. I wanted to hit them between the eyes with my bottle of coke. __________________ LastFM Sneer's Emporium of Sound Fright Team radio show