My Life Is Average

Arya Stark · 12-01-2009, 12:25 PM

Hahaha I'll find it in my history and post it.

kayleighthomsonn (8:00:17 PM): an old decrepit junkie walked into the pub last night
KHFREEK (8:00:35 PM): who is iron
contagiousx4 (8:00:44 PM): Dude
kayleighthomsonn (8:00:46 PM): (the place was silent and empty) and I shouted dibs. I think thats the best one word ive ever said
contagiousx4 (8:00:59 PM): You just missed that best convo ever.
contagiousx4 (8:01:02 PM): And kayleigh.
contagiousx4 (8:01:06 PM): You're hilarious.
contagiousx4 (8:01:12 PM): Go put it on MLIA ;]
kayleighthomsonn (8:01:34 PM): nah, I'm a peasant, I'd never make it on mlia )

Mojo · 12-01-2009, 12:35 PM

^ Heh you legend.

FETCHER. · 12-01-2009, 12:42 PM

Wideos!

Today, I was peeling the tatties, quite the thing. And shaved a full layer off my thumb.

. (fml)

Mojo · 12-01-2009, 12:45 PM

I bet that made you angry didnt it Kayleigh?....

Can i post the Groundskeeper Willie video again?

Kickin' · 12-01-2009, 01:21 PM

I was talking with my wife this morning about our baby - What it was going to look like, what it would sound like, its first word, that kinda thing. As I was talking I heard a demon like voice say, "If you only knew...". My wife tapped her stomach and told it to be quiet. The baby replied with, "I'll bite your uterus." MLIA

SATCHMO · 12-01-2009, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Kickin'

I was talking with my wife this morning about our baby - What it was going to look like, what it would sound like, its first word, that kinda thing. As I was talking I heard a demon like voice say, "If you only knew...". My wife tapped her stomach and told it to be quiet. The baby replied with, "I'll bite your uterus." MLIA

Oh I've had that moment. Wait until the baby is more developed and traces "666" on the inside of your wife's belly with it's little finger.

FETCHER. · 12-01-2009, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO

Oh I've had that moment. Wait until the baby is more developed and traces "666" on the inside of your wife's belly with it's little finger.

My mum used to say I had 666 written on the back of my scalp but I couldn't see it, and neither could anyone else because my hair covered it. I never knew what she meant until I got older.

SATCHMO · 12-01-2009, 01:44 PM

I felt guilty leaving that post. My daughter is an angel really. She has her moments though, just like any kid.

Kickin' · 12-01-2009, 03:13 PM

hahah Satchmo, that was good. Very Good.

NumberNineDream · 12-01-2009, 03:35 PM

I woke up in bed, waiting for my alarm to ring. I waited for more than an hour and just got bored. I looked at the clock, turns out it's 1:00 pm, and the alarm was set to 10:00 am. I remembered that my exam started at that moment. I left home at 1:30 and made it to Uni at 2:15. I wrote two pages in 15 minutes and the time was up. To think I was the best student in that class. - MLIA

12-01-2009, 12:35 PM	#42 (permalink)
Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	^ Heh you legend. __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

12-01-2009, 12:45 PM	#44 (permalink)
Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	I bet that made you angry didnt it Kayleigh?.... Can i post the Groundskeeper Willie video again? __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

12-01-2009, 01:21 PM	#45 (permalink)
Kickin' Groupie Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Grand Rapids MI, United States Posts: 30	I was talking with my wife this morning about our baby - What it was going to look like, what it would sound like, its first word, that kinda thing. As I was talking I heard a demon like voice say, "If you only knew...". My wife tapped her stomach and told it to be quiet. The baby replied with, "I'll bite your uterus." MLIA __________________ -- Forgive me for my extremely high IQ, it bugs everyone.

12-01-2009, 03:13 PM	#49 (permalink)
Kickin' Groupie Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Grand Rapids MI, United States Posts: 30	hahah Satchmo, that was good. Very Good. __________________ -- Forgive me for my extremely high IQ, it bugs everyone.

12-01-2009, 03:35 PM	#50 (permalink)
NumberNineDream Blue Bleezin' Blind Drunk Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The land of the largest wine glass (aka Lebanon) Posts: 2,200	I woke up in bed, waiting for my alarm to ring. I waited for more than an hour and just got bored. I looked at the clock, turns out it's 1:00 pm, and the alarm was set to 10:00 am. I remembered that my exam started at that moment. I left home at 1:30 and made it to Uni at 2:15. I wrote two pages in 15 minutes and the time was up. To think I was the best student in that class. - MLIA __________________ Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Welcome to the Black Lodge

12-01-2009, 01:44 PM	#48 (permalink)
SATCHMO Al Dente Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,708	I felt guilty leaving that post. My daughter is an angel really. She has her moments though, just like any kid.