My Life Is Average

NumberNineDream · 11-30-2009, 05:40 PM

^Thank you for clearing that up.

pourmeanother · 11-30-2009, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kayleigh.

Yes, My Life Is Average is postive things, and F My Life's are negative

Yeah! And they're funny for two different reasons...

FML: "Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She yelled out the name Tommy. My name is Dave. FML."

MLIA: "Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She yelled out the name Tommy. My name is Tommy. MLIA"

~~Flower Child~~ · 11-30-2009, 07:02 PM

Our 80 year old bus driver was playing polka on the radio this morning. I caught myself tapping my foot to it. MLIA

Bane of your existence · 11-30-2009, 07:10 PM

My coworker is an interesting person. She drives me crazy for the most part, but has some eccentricities that make the suffering worth it.
I’ve logged a few over the past couple months.
Here they are.

3:40 pm- Diane’s been listening to the Kidz Bop version of ‘Life Is A Highway’ on repeat for the past 15 minutes.

12:10 pm-Thomas (Diane’s son) asked Diane if they’ll still be a family when they get in heaven. She said “HELL YEAH we’ll still be a family, you’ll see everyone up there
Your gramma ,your uncle pete, Dale Earnhart will be up there zoom-zoomin’ around…”. Reminded her of a montgommery gentry song called
Clouds about how he doesn’t want a sunny day, he wants to see clouds so that he
Can see your face in them.

1:30 pm--Diane was looking up a file name and I believe she meant to say, “ That name really rings a bell.” But she stumbled on the words and ended up saying, “That name really dings a dinger.”

3:30 pm-She was complaining about how fancy Bruegger’s sandwiches are. I don’t eat that fancy stuff (referring to tuna on a plain bagel). Too much stuff in it, I
Just like my tuna and mayonnaise.

2:45 pm- She was talking on the phone about someone who named their dog ‘Rigby’. She then said “you know, like the one Beatle.” (I can guarantee you she was not referring to the song Eleanor Rigby, but instead Ringo) Think I also heard her say “the black one…” think she was still referring to Ringo.

11:00 am-Hilarious phone convo diane just had with someone working at a hotel.
She was booking this room (because her son had an out of state hockey tournament) and got really nervous because I guess, she’s using her mom’s AAA card for some reason to book the room. And started saying how her mom was going to stay there too, but she was sick so now she wasn’t. And started asking the lady if she needs to see a copy of her mom’s drivers license.
THEN, she asked if there were any smoking rooms available. For some reason I guess she didn’t want the lady to know that she, diane, smoked and said one of the most confusing, bad, and suspicious lies I’ve ever heard, “I figured I’d get smoking cause – well you never know. Just in case we get a visitor or two that happen to stop by for a couple seconds.”
Then she went on to explain about the hockey tournament and actually said, “that’s why I wanted the smoking room, in case one of the parents would want to come by and warm their ‘piggies’ up for a little bit.”
Not to mention she told the lady that it was a room for one adult and 2 kids

11:30 am- Diane referred to obituaries as abortuaries. Made me think of newspaper listings of abortions

I don't know if this is really what the thread's about. My life is average?

Kickin' · 11-30-2009, 09:25 PM

I found myself in the Theatre with some friends watching the "New Moon" Movie. As soon as I saw edward I stood up in my Diggory outfit and shouted, "Team Cedric!". I can really appreciate that I saw 6 other kids dressed up in harry potter costumes as well. MLIA

Kickin' · 11-30-2009, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bane of your existence

My coworker is an interesting person. She drives me crazy for the most part, but has some eccentricities that make the suffering worth it.
I’ve logged a few over the past couple months.
Here they are.

3:40 pm- Diane’s been listening to the Kidz Bop version of ‘Life Is A Highway’ on repeat for the past 15 minutes.

12:10 pm-Thomas (Diane’s son) asked Diane if they’ll still be a family when they get in heaven. She said “HELL YEAH we’ll still be a family, you’ll see everyone up there
Your gramma ,your uncle pete, Dale Earnhart will be up there zoom-zoomin’ around…”. Reminded her of a montgommery gentry song called
Clouds about how he doesn’t want a sunny day, he wants to see clouds so that he
Can see your face in them.

1:30 pm--Diane was looking up a file name and I believe she meant to say, “ That name really rings a bell.” But she stumbled on the words and ended up saying, “That name really dings a dinger.”

3:30 pm-She was complaining about how fancy Bruegger’s sandwiches are. I don’t eat that fancy stuff (referring to tuna on a plain bagel). Too much stuff in it, I
Just like my tuna and mayonnaise.

2:45 pm- She was talking on the phone about someone who named their dog ‘Rigby’. She then said “you know, like the one Beatle.” (I can guarantee you she was not referring to the song Eleanor Rigby, but instead Ringo) Think I also heard her say “the black one…” think she was still referring to Ringo.

11:00 am-Hilarious phone convo diane just had with someone working at a hotel.
She was booking this room (because her son had an out of state hockey tournament) and got really nervous because I guess, she’s using her mom’s AAA card for some reason to book the room. And started saying how her mom was going to stay there too, but she was sick so now she wasn’t. And started asking the lady if she needs to see a copy of her mom’s drivers license.
THEN, she asked if there were any smoking rooms available. For some reason I guess she didn’t want the lady to know that she, diane, smoked and said one of the most confusing, bad, and suspicious lies I’ve ever heard, “I figured I’d get smoking cause – well you never know. Just in case we get a visitor or two that happen to stop by for a couple seconds.”
Then she went on to explain about the hockey tournament and actually said, “that’s why I wanted the smoking room, in case one of the parents would want to come by and warm their ‘piggies’ up for a little bit.”
Not to mention she told the lady that it was a room for one adult and 2 kids

11:30 am- Diane referred to obituaries as abortuaries. Made me think of newspaper listings of abortions

I don't know if this is really what the thread's about. My life is average?

hahaha, I think this post Is owed an award for Best post on MLIA Thread. Yes, you win.

**Janszoon** · 11-30-2009, 10:53 PM

Last night I got abducted by aliens but they were incredibly boring so I went home.

lucifer_sam · 11-30-2009, 11:02 PM

I though I left my iPod adapter at home. Turns out I didn't. MLIA.

simplephysics · 11-30-2009, 11:49 PM

Today I bought weed, and smoked it. MLIA

SATCHMO · 12-01-2009, 12:15 AM

I spent 5-6 minutes making little weed nugget mustaches for myself from my half oz. of Purple Kush. I pretended that I was the mayor of Cannabis town and that I was handing my brain the keys to the city. Then I smoked my own damn mustache. Halleluja MLIA.

11-30-2009, 05:40 PM	#21 (permalink)
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11-30-2009, 09:25 PM	#25 (permalink)
Kickin' Groupie Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Grand Rapids MI, United States Posts: 30	I found myself in the Theatre with some friends watching the "New Moon" Movie. As soon as I saw edward I stood up in my Diggory outfit and shouted, "Team Cedric!". I can really appreciate that I saw 6 other kids dressed up in harry potter costumes as well. MLIA __________________ -- Forgive me for my extremely high IQ, it bugs everyone.

11-30-2009, 10:53 PM	#27 (permalink)
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11-30-2009, 11:02 PM	#28 (permalink)
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11-30-2009, 07:02 PM	#23 (permalink)
~~Flower Child~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: classified Posts: 639	Our 80 year old bus driver was playing polka on the radio this morning. I caught myself tapping my foot to it. MLIA

11-30-2009, 07:10 PM	#24 (permalink)
Bane of your existence Such That Join Date: May 2007 Location: Austin, Tx Posts: 1,197	My coworker is an interesting person. She drives me crazy for the most part, but has some eccentricities that make the suffering worth it. I’ve logged a few over the past couple months. Here they are. 3:40 pm- Diane’s been listening to the Kidz Bop version of ‘Life Is A Highway’ on repeat for the past 15 minutes. 12:10 pm-Thomas (Diane’s son) asked Diane if they’ll still be a family when they get in heaven. She said “HELL YEAH we’ll still be a family, you’ll see everyone up there Your gramma ,your uncle pete, Dale Earnhart will be up there zoom-zoomin’ around…”. Reminded her of a montgommery gentry song called Clouds about how he doesn’t want a sunny day, he wants to see clouds so that he Can see your face in them. 1:30 pm--Diane was looking up a file name and I believe she meant to say, “ That name really rings a bell.” But she stumbled on the words and ended up saying, “That name really dings a dinger.” 3:30 pm-She was complaining about how fancy Bruegger’s sandwiches are. I don’t eat that fancy stuff (referring to tuna on a plain bagel). Too much stuff in it, I Just like my tuna and mayonnaise. 2:45 pm- She was talking on the phone about someone who named their dog ‘Rigby’. She then said “you know, like the one Beatle.” (I can guarantee you she was not referring to the song Eleanor Rigby, but instead Ringo) Think I also heard her say “the black one…” think she was still referring to Ringo. 11:00 am-Hilarious phone convo diane just had with someone working at a hotel. She was booking this room (because her son had an out of state hockey tournament) and got really nervous because I guess, she’s using her mom’s AAA card for some reason to book the room. And started saying how her mom was going to stay there too, but she was sick so now she wasn’t. And started asking the lady if she needs to see a copy of her mom’s drivers license. THEN, she asked if there were any smoking rooms available. For some reason I guess she didn’t want the lady to know that she, diane, smoked and said one of the most confusing, bad, and suspicious lies I’ve ever heard, “I figured I’d get smoking cause – well you never know. Just in case we get a visitor or two that happen to stop by for a couple seconds.” Then she went on to explain about the hockey tournament and actually said, “that’s why I wanted the smoking room, in case one of the parents would want to come by and warm their ‘piggies’ up for a little bit.” Not to mention she told the lady that it was a room for one adult and 2 kids 11:30 am- Diane referred to obituaries as abortuaries. Made me think of newspaper listings of abortions I don't know if this is really what the thread's about. My life is average?

12-01-2009, 12:15 AM	#30 (permalink)
SATCHMO Al Dente Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,708	I spent 5-6 minutes making little weed nugget mustaches for myself from my half oz. of Purple Kush. I pretended that I was the mayor of Cannabis town and that I was handing my brain the keys to the city. Then I smoked my own damn mustache. Halleluja MLIA.