My Life Is Average

Howard the Duck · 08-23-2011, 03:00 AM

doing the same kind of things everyday, except it was different the day before, my life is ennui

Dayvan Cowboy · 08-23-2011, 09:10 PM

today I was walking the dog and I wasn't wearing a bra and old men were looking at me. mlia.

Kaimon · 08-26-2011, 12:30 AM

I spent 15 minutes lying in bed trying to figure out why it was so hard to go to sleep. I realized I had the lamp on. MLIA.

ThePhanastasio · 08-26-2011, 01:14 AM

Auditioned for a musical today, and pulled a muscle in my knee doing Fosse choreography. MLIA.

O2OnlineAngel · 08-27-2011, 06:14 AM

MLIA I got another job!

ltoffee · 08-27-2011, 09:10 PM

I got on the bus and I had to stand up because it was full. I was just minding my own business when an elderly lady stood next to me as it was her stop and she was getting off the bus. Suddenly, the bus jerked and unfortunately the nearest thing she was in reach of was my fringe. Yep, her hands were clasped tightly around my fringe as she swung to the side and my fod was exposed to the whole bus. Why my fringe?!? Why not my arm or jacket? The whole bus found it hilarious. Lucky I don't wear a wig.

LoathsomePete · 08-29-2011, 11:01 PM

First day of class, 'twas alright, don't have class again until Wednesday, getting drunk on Heineken and listening to grindcore, woo who. MLIA

ThePhanastasio · 08-29-2011, 11:02 PM

Today, while purchasing really horrible beer (Milwaukee's Best Ice), I ran into a friend I haven't seen in a few weeks, and he made fun of my beer selection. I'm now drinking it and listening to Phish. MLIA.

Sneer · 08-30-2011, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ltoffee

I got on the bus and I had to stand up because it was full. I was just minding my own business when an elderly lady stood next to me as it was her stop and she was getting off the bus. Suddenly, the bus jerked and unfortunately the nearest thing she was in reach of was my fringe. Yep, her hands were clasped tightly around my fringe as she swung to the side and the whole bus was exposed to my fod. Why my fringe?!? Why not my arm or jacket? The whole bus found it hilarious. Lucky I don't wear a wig.

I choked on my coffee reading this, fucking hilarious.

Howard the Duck · 08-30-2011, 12:48 AM

having diarrhoea and just sharted (sh!t and farted) in my pants - MLIA

08-26-2011, 01:14 AM	#264 (permalink)
ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	Auditioned for a musical today, and pulled a muscle in my knee doing Fosse choreography. MLIA. __________________ Phish: Studio Discography Reviewed 100 Albums I Heartily Recommend My last.fm It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken Perhaps they're better left unsung

08-27-2011, 09:10 PM	#266 (permalink)
ltoffee Groupie Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 29	I got on the bus and I had to stand up because it was full. I was just minding my own business when an elderly lady stood next to me as it was her stop and she was getting off the bus. Suddenly, the bus jerked and unfortunately the nearest thing she was in reach of was my fringe. Yep, her hands were clasped tightly around my fringe as she swung to the side and my fod was exposed to the whole bus. Why my fringe?!? Why not my arm or jacket? The whole bus found it hilarious. Lucky I don't wear a wig. Last edited by ltoffee; 11-26-2011 at 06:14 PM.

08-29-2011, 11:01 PM	#267 (permalink)
LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	First day of class, 'twas alright, don't have class again until Wednesday, getting drunk on Heineken and listening to grindcore, woo who. MLIA __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too

08-29-2011, 11:02 PM	#268 (permalink)
ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	Today, while purchasing really horrible beer (Milwaukee's Best Ice), I ran into a friend I haven't seen in a few weeks, and he made fun of my beer selection. I'm now drinking it and listening to Phish. MLIA. __________________ Phish: Studio Discography Reviewed 100 Albums I Heartily Recommend My last.fm It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken Perhaps they're better left unsung

08-23-2011, 09:10 PM	#262 (permalink)
Dayvan Cowboy Basscadet Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Antarctica Posts: 1,258	today I was walking the dog and I wasn't wearing a bra and old men were looking at me. mlia.

08-26-2011, 12:30 AM	#263 (permalink)
Kaimon Talking Cactus Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Freebirds Posts: 201	I spent 15 minutes lying in bed trying to figure out why it was so hard to go to sleep. I realized I had the lamp on. MLIA.

08-27-2011, 06:14 AM	#265 (permalink)
O2OnlineAngel Groupie Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 3	MLIA I got another job!