My Life Is Average

duga · 02-12-2010, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by NumberNineDream

I woke up at 7:45 PM. -MLIA

Skills.

My Dad decided he was in aggressive driver mode and drove really close to some skateboarding kids to scare the **** out of them. A real **** move. Not 5 minutes later he is complaining about how all the drivers in Indiana are inconsiderate ass holes. MLIA.

FETCHER. · 02-13-2010, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

You're so good at this! You have the right perspective to completely get the tone of MLIA.

Haha, thank you

LoathsomePete · 02-13-2010, 06:33 PM

I got regular fries instead of the curly fries I ordered. - MLIA

storymilo · 02-13-2010, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

I got regular fries instead of the curly fries I ordered. - MLIA

Sue em.

kafkaandcoffee · 02-13-2010, 07:40 PM

today i went to the video rental. the movie i wanted wasn't there. mlia.

NumberNineDream · 02-13-2010, 07:44 PM

I was the fifth wheel to a double date on Valentine's day.. Not as bad as I imagined it to be. -MLIA

loveissucide · 02-14-2010, 07:06 AM

I'll be spending Valentine's sleeping,drinking tea,doing homework,and to round it off I'll watch either an Ed Wood movie or The Big Lebowski.
MLIA.

NumberNineDream · 02-18-2010, 01:35 PM

Last week, in class, listening to some Noir Désir, waiting for the teacher to come.
Teacher arrives.

Teacher: So, you like Noir Désir?
Me: Yup
Teacher: You know that the lead singer, Bertrand Cantat, murdered his mistress?
Me: Yup
Teacher: She was one my dearest friends.

/I pause the music.
*Awkward minutes of silence* -MLIA

Arya Stark · 02-18-2010, 02:01 PM

O.O Oh my god.
That's the most awkward moment ever.

~~TumorAttitude~~ · 02-23-2010, 08:01 PM

I hope your teacher is ****ing with you. Otherwise.....wow.

Mom: *sees my black, braided hair* You look like a Native American Princess!
Me: Thank you, but I'm kinda too pale. They're in the sun all the time, so I guess I'm a Native American princess thats been kidnapped and forced to perform dastardly acts in some pilgrim's basement for six years.
Mom: Wow. *starts to bitch about breakup with boyfriend*

MLIA

02-13-2010, 06:33 PM	#203 (permalink)
LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	I got regular fries instead of the curly fries I ordered. - MLIA __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too

02-13-2010, 07:44 PM	#206 (permalink)
NumberNineDream Blue Bleezin' Blind Drunk Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The land of the largest wine glass (aka Lebanon) Posts: 2,200	I was the fifth wheel to a double date on Valentine's day.. Not as bad as I imagined it to be. -MLIA __________________ Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Welcome to the Black Lodge

02-14-2010, 07:06 AM	#207 (permalink)
loveissucide Himself Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Leuven ,Belgium, via Ireland Posts: 1,325	I'll be spending Valentine's sleeping,drinking tea,doing homework,and to round it off I'll watch either an Ed Wood movie or The Big Lebowski. MLIA. __________________ www.last.fm/user/p-mccusker http://www.mixcloud.com/pmccusker www.valjester.wordpress.com

02-18-2010, 01:35 PM	#208 (permalink)
NumberNineDream Blue Bleezin' Blind Drunk Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The land of the largest wine glass (aka Lebanon) Posts: 2,200	Last week, in class, listening to some Noir Désir, waiting for the teacher to come. Teacher arrives. Teacher: So, you like Noir Désir? Me: Yup Teacher: You know that the lead singer, Bertrand Cantat, murdered his mistress? Me: Yup Teacher: She was one my dearest friends. /I pause the music. Awkward minutes of silence -MLIA __________________ Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Welcome to the Black Lodge

02-13-2010, 07:40 PM	#205 (permalink)
kafkaandcoffee Groupie Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Indiana Posts: 9	today i went to the video rental. the movie i wanted wasn't there. mlia.

02-23-2010, 08:01 PM	#210 (permalink)
~~TumorAttitude~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Purgatory Posts: 749	I hope your teacher is ***ing with you. Otherwise.....wow. Mom: sees my black, braided hair* You look like a Native American Princess! Me: Thank you, but I'm kinda too pale. They're in the sun all the time, so I guess I'm a Native American princess thats been kidnapped and forced to perform dastardly acts in some pilgrim's basement for six years. Mom: Wow. starts to bitch about breakup with boyfriend MLIA