My Life Is Average

Astronomer · 12-29-2009, 02:47 AM

My flatmate changed the password to our internet network because I didn't have enough money this week to put towards the bill... so I went down to McDonald's and am currently sitting in the carpark using their free WiFi... score.

NumberNineDream · 12-29-2009, 02:55 AM

Why is he such a stingy bint?
Have fun at the golden arches.

~~Farfisa~~ · 12-29-2009, 06:32 AM

I went to bed at 4
woke up at 9
went back to bed at 11
woke up at 2
went back to bed at 4
woke up at 7
going to go to bed and it is now 7 am

I lounge around all day and yet I don't gain weight, I sense that something is wrong.

my life is average

NSW · 12-29-2009, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships

I went to bed at 4
woke up at 9
went back to bed at 11
woke up at 2
went back to bed at 4
woke up at 7
going to go to bed and it is now 7 am

I lounge around all day and yet I don't gain weight, I sense that something is wrong.

my life is average

We should all be so lucky...

FETCHER. · 12-29-2009, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships

I went to bed at 4
woke up at 9
went back to bed at 11
woke up at 2
went back to bed at 4
woke up at 7
going to go to bed and it is now 7 am

I lounge around all day and yet I don't gain weight, I sense that something is wrong.

my life is average

I went to bed at 4am
Woke up at 2pm
Went back to bed at 4pm
Woke up at 10pm
Went back to bed at 3am
Woke up at 3:30pm.

I lounge around all day gaining weight, I sense that I need to go to the gym and get a routine.

my life is average.

(Im not mocking you)

ElephantSack · 12-29-2009, 04:06 PM

I woke up at 6 A.M.
Ate breakfast.
Left the house at 7:30.
Got to work at 8:00.
Finished work at 4 P.M.
I'm home now. It's 5:05.
I'm 23. 5' 10". 147 lbs.
My life is a bunch of numerical statistics.
That's average.

Barnard17 · 12-30-2009, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kayleigh.

I lounge around all day gaining weight,

You know what to say to get a man hot under the collar

lucifer_sam · 12-30-2009, 12:40 AM

you know what, i want to see (read: "hear of") an MB hookup sometime in the coming year. there's a surfeit of innuendo around here, it's about damn time you people start making good on your claims and bumping uglies like the rest of us imagine your sordid sex lives to be like.

*not counting that fugly bunch that went and bitched up a storm all the time.

Astronomer · 12-30-2009, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucifer_sam

you know what, i want to see (read: "hear of") an MB hookup sometime in the coming year. there's a surfeit of innuendo around here, it's about damn time you people start making good on your claims and bumping uglies like the rest of us imagine your sordid sex lives to be like.[/SIZE]

Well jackhammer and Bulldog met each other not long ago...

Too bad we didn't hear of any saucy details.

NSW · 12-30-2009, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lateralus

Well jackhammer and Bulldog met each other not long ago...

Too bad we didn't hear of any saucy details.

12-29-2009, 02:47 AM	#111 (permalink)
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12-29-2009, 04:06 PM	#116 (permalink)
ElephantSack Man vs. Wild Turkey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: ATX Posts: 948	I woke up at 6 A.M. Ate breakfast. Left the house at 7:30. Got to work at 8:00. Finished work at 4 P.M. I'm home now. It's 5:05. I'm 23. 5' 10". 147 lbs. My life is a bunch of numerical statistics. That's average. __________________ OF THE SUN

12-30-2009, 12:40 AM	#118 (permalink)
lucifer_sam Unrepentant Ass-Mod Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,921	you know what, i want to see (read: "hear of") an MB hookup sometime in the coming year. there's a surfeit of innuendo around here, it's about damn time you people start making good on your claims and bumping uglies like the rest of us imagine your sordid sex lives to be like. *not counting that fugly bunch that went and bitched up a storm all the time. __________________ first.am

12-29-2009, 06:32 AM	#113 (permalink)
~~Farfisa~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,773	I went to bed at 4 woke up at 9 went back to bed at 11 woke up at 2 went back to bed at 4 woke up at 7 going to go to bed and it is now 7 am I lounge around all day and yet I don't gain weight, I sense that something is wrong. my life is average