My Life Is Average

storymilo · 12-05-2009, 11:56 AM

Today I texted my friend trying to ask "when can you hang out today" but I said "when can you bang out today".

edit: mlia

NumberNineDream · 12-07-2009, 03:59 PM

I was in bed listening to some crazy Psych on my headphones, when my cellphone rang. I was so confused it took me a while to notice that it was my cell that's ringing and not my laptop. Anyway, it was my friend and the conversation went like this:

Friend: Hey, do you know when is our course?
ME: Exam?
Friend: When does our COURSE start?
ME: EXAM?! WE HAVE AN EXAM TODAY?!!
Friend: THE COURSE !!! THAT COURSE WE HAVE TODAY !! WHEN DOES THAT FUCKING COURSE BEGIN!!
ME: Oh, at 3:00 p.m
Friend: Ah ok, thanks ... bye.

It was 3 hours later that I noticed that my friend was so annoyed she was actually screaming and cursing at me, and I wasn't even doing this intentionally. -MLIA

WWWP · 12-07-2009, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by NumberNineDream

I was in bed listening to some crazy Psych on my headphones, when my cellphone rang. I was so confused it took me a while to notice that it was my cell that's ringing and not my laptop. Anyway, it was my friend and the conversation went like this:

Friend: Hey, do you know when is our course?
ME: Exam?
Friend: When does our COURSE start?
ME: EXAM?! WE HAVE AN EXAM TODAY?!!
Friend: THE COURSE !!! THAT COURSE WE HAVE TODAY !! WHEN DOES THAT FUCKING COURSE BEGIN!!
ME: Oh, at 3:00 p.m
Friend: Ah ok, thanks ... bye.

It was 3 hours later that I noticed that my friend was so annoyed she was actually screaming and cursing at me, and I wasn't even doing this intentionally. -MLIA

I love conversations like that. This is from last night:

Me: It smells like burning plastic, what's going on in the kitchen?
Mom: I'm just cooking some onions.
Me: Oh, well it smells like burning plastic. You know, like plastic when you light it on fire and it's...burning?
Mom: Oh, so like burning plastic?

I'm still laughing about it.

NumberNineDream · 12-07-2009, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

I love conversations like that. This is from last night:

Me: It smells like burning plastic, what's going on in the kitchen?
Mom: I'm just cooking some onions.
Me: Oh, well it smells like burning plastic. You know, like plastic when you light it on fire and it's...burning?
Mom: Oh, so like burning plastic?

I'm still laughing about it.

So that's how plastic burns !!!

pourmeanother · 12-07-2009, 06:38 PM

I stayed up till 5am working on projects last night so that I could finish them today and get a good night's sleep. I then spent today slacking off again, so now I'll be up till 5am for another night finishing this garbage up. Damn bookface.

~~TumorAttitude~~ · 12-28-2009, 11:17 AM

Home - My Life Is Twilight | I don't think I could be any more obsessed..
This made me cry.

Arya Stark · 12-28-2009, 01:54 PM

I think I just shed a tear.

~~TumorAttitude~~ · 12-28-2009, 02:05 PM

They're everywhere.

savannah · 12-28-2009, 05:21 PM

apparently my life has become average
last night i road dirt roads until four this morning, just like i did when i was 17, with the old crew from high school AND to my credit the following did not happen:

i did not drive by the police department before hand to see who was working so i knew what i could get away with
i did not get bitten by a dog
i did not drive like i was on the dukes of hazzard slingin mud and rocks everywhere
cullen and i did not try to choke each other to death
i did not sit on the top of the truck cab most of the way
i did keep all of my clothes on
i did not leave anyone naked in a pasture
i did not steal a federal building
i did not involve spray paint, cattle theft, or arson in the evenings plan
i did not wax anyones back
i did not get mushroom stamped
i did not roll in mud before jumping into random beds
i did not get stuck
but i did take my tiara and dance in the middle of the road

for the most part my life is average

FETCHER. · 12-28-2009, 06:37 PM

holy ****, MLIT was made for me. Ha, kidding. I don't like it that much.

12-07-2009, 03:59 PM	#102 (permalink)
NumberNineDream Blue Bleezin' Blind Drunk Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The land of the largest wine glass (aka Lebanon) Posts: 2,200	I was in bed listening to some crazy Psych on my headphones, when my cellphone rang. I was so confused it took me a while to notice that it was my cell that's ringing and not my laptop. Anyway, it was my friend and the conversation went like this: Friend: Hey, do you know when is our course? ME: Exam? Friend: When does our COURSE start? ME: EXAM?! WE HAVE AN EXAM TODAY?!! Friend: THE COURSE !!! THAT COURSE WE HAVE TODAY !! WHEN DOES THAT FUCKING COURSE BEGIN!! ME: Oh, at 3:00 p.m Friend: Ah ok, thanks ... bye. It was 3 hours later that I noticed that my friend was so annoyed she was actually screaming and cursing at me, and I wasn't even doing this intentionally. -MLIA __________________ Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Welcome to the Black Lodge

12-07-2009, 06:38 PM	#105 (permalink)
pourmeanother Saaaad Panda Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 852	I stayed up till 5am working on projects last night so that I could finish them today and get a good night's sleep. I then spent today slacking off again, so now I'll be up till 5am for another night finishing this garbage up. Damn bookface. __________________ Life is just blah, blah, blah You hope for blah And sometimes you find it, but mostly it's blah And waiting for blah And hoping you were right about the blahs you made And then, just when you think you've got the whole blah'd damn thing figured out And you're surrounded by the ones you blah Death shows up... anddd blah, blah, blah.

12-28-2009, 05:21 PM	#109 (permalink)
savannah afrocentric Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: texas Posts: 753	apparently my life has become average last night i road dirt roads until four this morning, just like i did when i was 17, with the old crew from high school AND to my credit the following did not happen: i did not drive by the police department before hand to see who was working so i knew what i could get away with i did not get bitten by a dog i did not drive like i was on the dukes of hazzard slingin mud and rocks everywhere cullen and i did not try to choke each other to death i did not sit on the top of the truck cab most of the way i did keep all of my clothes on i did not leave anyone naked in a pasture i did not steal a federal building i did not involve spray paint, cattle theft, or arson in the evenings plan i did not wax anyones back i did not get mushroom stamped i did not roll in mud before jumping into random beds i did not get stuck but i did take my tiara and dance in the middle of the road for the most part my life is average __________________ i changed my mind; i changed my mind;now i'm feeling different all that time, wasted i wish i was a little more delicate i wish my i wish my i wish my i wish my i wish my name was clementine - sarah jaffe

12-05-2009, 11:56 AM	#101 (permalink)
storymilo Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,845	Today I texted my friend trying to ask "when can you hang out today" but I said "when can you bang out today". edit: mlia

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