No-Thanks Giving

~~Farfisa~~ · 11-22-2009, 03:30 PM

I guess it's four of us now, it's always the same old **** with my friends, I'd honestly rather just stay at home listen to music and go out whenever.

Terrible Lizard · 11-22-2009, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

Believe me man I'm thankful it was something easy to fix, and believe me there's not a day that goes by that I don't regret it. If I hadn't have done it I'd still be living somewhere I like, working a job I enjoyed that paid well, and being surrounded by friends. I ****ed up royally, I acted like a stupid young kid and had to deal with the consequences of my actions.

Reminds me of the time I forgot to buy extra condoms so I had use a rubberglove with all the other fingers cut off except the thumb. When she asked me to spend the night I spent five extra minutes sewing up the cut fingers with the pipecleaners in my pocket.
So she had this fetish about cartoon themed furniture, so we were flopping it on a Mickey Mouse couch rodeo style. She was yelling "Oh, Julian" seeing as I told her I was Julian Cope at the bar. After that night I had two pinpricks on the sides of my **** from the ends of the pipecleaners, so I started telling broads my name was John Harker.

This went on for a weekend and half an afternoon.

anticipation · 11-22-2009, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by terrible lizard

reminds me of the time i forgot to buy extra condoms so i had use a rubberglove with all the other fingers cut off except the thumb. When she asked me to spend the night i spent five extra minutes sewing up the cut fingers with the pipecleaners in my pocket.
So she had this fetish about cartoon themed furniture, so we were flopping it on a mickey mouse couch rodeo style. She was yelling "oh, julian" seeing as i told her i was julian cope at the bar. After that night i had two pinpricks on the sides of my **** from the ends of the pipecleaners, so i started telling broads my name was john harker.

This went on for a weekend and half an afternoon.

+1

Astronomer · 11-22-2009, 05:13 PM

I'm not thankful for:

1. My stupid immune system and how it isn't very good at being immune. Being in hospital for weeks and weeks was not fun, and having a spinal tap was the most painful thing I have ever experienced.

2. My very empty bank account, which forced me to leave my most favourite place in the world and come back to Australia.

3. The grade 1 child who threw up on my shoes while I was student teaching.

sidewinder · 11-22-2009, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Terrible Lizard

Reminds me of the time I forgot to buy extra condoms so I had use a rubberglove with all the other fingers cut off except the thumb. When she asked me to spend the night I spent five extra minutes sewing up the cut fingers with the pipecleaners in my pocket.
So she had this fetish about cartoon themed furniture, so we were flopping it on a Mickey Mouse couch rodeo style. She was yelling "Oh, Julian" seeing as I told her I was Julian Cope at the bar. After that night I had two pinpricks on the sides of my **** from the ends of the pipecleaners, so I started telling broads my name was John Harker.

This went on for a weekend and half an afternoon.

Lolwut

I am not thankful for having to work this weekend. And I am not thankful for my ADD which is keeping me from actually doing any work as I am sitting here in the office on a Sunday afternoon. A waste of time. And I am not thankful for having to figure out this damn MODx CMS that I've never used in order to build a site that is due by the end of the month (yes that's a week away). F this S. As Janszoon said regarding what he's working on, this isn't how my mind works!

I am, however, thankful that I have a job.

333 · 11-22-2009, 06:19 PM

No thanks to the shitty ex-roommate that put me in a fucked up situation, a father who insists on living his life through me, a job that leaves me smelling like feet and fucking guys who don't understand the concept of casual sex.

~~Farfisa~~ · 11-22-2009, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by 333

No thanks to the shitty ex-roommate that put me in a fucked up situation, a father who insists on living his life through me, a job that leaves me smelling like feet and fucking guys who don't understand the concept of casual sex.

Ah man, I wish I had a roomate like you...

333 · 11-22-2009, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships

Ah man, I wish I had a roomate like you...

I don't know what that means, but thanks.

sidewinder · 11-22-2009, 10:34 PM

I once had a job that left me smelling like fries. I suppose that's better than feet.

Remedy · 11-22-2009, 10:57 PM

I'm not thankful for was the kidney stone I had this summer. That was ****ing painful. Other than that, there isn't much else I can whine about.

11-22-2009, 05:13 PM	#24 (permalink)
Astronomer we are stardust Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,894	I'm not thankful for: 1. My stupid immune system and how it isn't very good at being immune. Being in hospital for weeks and weeks was not fun, and having a spinal tap was the most painful thing I have ever experienced. 2. My very empty bank account, which forced me to leave my most favourite place in the world and come back to Australia. 3. The grade 1 child who threw up on my shoes while I was student teaching. __________________

11-22-2009, 10:34 PM	#29 (permalink)
sidewinder Engorged Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,536	I once had a job that left me smelling like fries. I suppose that's better than feet. __________________ last.fm \| my collection on RYM \| vinyl instagram @allthatyouseeandhear I'd love to see your signature/links too, but the huge and obnoxious ones have caused me to block all signatures.

11-22-2009, 10:57 PM	#30 (permalink)
Remedy Groupie Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Florida Posts: 37	I'm not thankful for was the kidney stone I had this summer. That was ****ing painful. Other than that, there isn't much else I can whine about. __________________ Knowledge reigns supreme over nearly everyone.

11-22-2009, 03:30 PM	#21 (permalink)
~~Farfisa~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,773	I guess it's four of us now, it's always the same old **** with my friends, I'd honestly rather just stay at home listen to music and go out whenever.

11-22-2009, 06:19 PM	#26 (permalink)
333 Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 965	No thanks to the shitty ex-roommate that put me in a fucked up situation, a father who insists on living his life through me, a job that leaves me smelling like feet and fucking guys who don't understand the concept of casual sex.