Originally Posted by screemin187

Being on hols at Ben Nevis and Fort William

I had to write an essay on my earliest memory at school once, i could only write a few sentences about the above, hmm what the **** its all i could remember. Freak teacher wanted 1.5 pages

I said do you want me to make some crap up, its all i can feckin remember

Got in a lot of **** for that comment, now i'm 37 i feel like paying my english teacher a visit, purely to test their memory of my subsequent detention