First Church of MusicBanter

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 10-15-2009, 04:28 PM

MusicBanter has grown into more than just a website. It has become it's own independent nation, and soon the entire world shall know of our superiority. As such I am instituting MusicBanter's own religion.

The First Church of MusicBanter is a required observance. As the founder of the organization I hereby declare myself Pope Conan I, you are subject to my whims and wills.

We worship four Gods here at the Church; The God of Eclecticism, The God of Pretention, The God of Fanboyism and of course, Thom Yorke.

Attention!

Faithful adherents wishing to further the work of the Lord(s)

Become a Priest of the Clergy class and have complete control over other Church members! Member's with an a super eclectic score above 700 qualify and start immedietly the work of Pope Conan I.

Clergy Class:

Pope Conan I
- kayleigh
- gunnels
- Antonio
- Rickenbacker
- storymilo
- loose_lips_sink_ships
- wolverinewolfweiselpigeon
- CanwllCorfe615

Repentent Sinners:

gunnels
storymilo
Alfred
NumberNineDream
loose_lips_sink_ships

Latest Church News

Holy Crusades for the purging of unwanted Infidels from our Holy Nation

Pope Conan I hereby declared that non-observers of Church policies shall be hunted and brought to justice. Amoung the conspirator(s) already brought to justice:

BTown787
Roemilca
AwwSugar
Fercap
slimblimp
gunnels
james44754
wad

Those still wanted by His Holyness The Pope include:

Right_Track: Leader of the unholy infidel army
cardboard adolescent: Dangerous free-thinker.
dreadnaught: Slanderous harlot!
Urban Hatemonger: Encouraging the sin of Sodomy with eclectic scores.
dac: Heretic leader of the demon-seed spawn of evil Yorkian Reformation.
iron9567
mr dave
Barnard17
Meph1986
Grotesque Head
LoathsomePete
toretorden

If they be repentent to His Holyness he may consider the sparing of some of their lives.

Shrine of Greatness

BOWING IS REQUIRED

Saint Dylan of Minnesota

Saint Zappa of LSD

Saint Wolf

"As the Elders said, if a child washed his hands he could eat with kings" (Achebe 8).

storymilo · 10-15-2009, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Conan

The God of Fanboyism and of course, Thom Yorke.

They're different things?

Does this church require applications?

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 10-15-2009, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by storymilo

Does this church require applications?

All of God(s) children are welcome to join, no application needed.

Those who decide not to join will be executed.

dac · 10-15-2009, 04:37 PM

Thom Yorke is one of your gods and you claim that I'm a non believer?

No offense but, FAIL.

C'MON DUDE!

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 10-15-2009, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dac

Thom Yorke is one of your gods and you claim that I'm a non believer?

No offense but, FAIL.

C'MON DUDE!

It was a test of faith... and you passed. Welcome my son.

dac · 10-15-2009, 04:42 PM

Yay! First member of the clergy!

right-track · 10-15-2009, 04:44 PM

Conan is a heretic. There is only one law...mod law!

TheBig3 · 10-16-2009, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

Conan is a heretic. There is only one law...mod law!

not to mention his false gods make crap music.

music_phantom13 · 10-16-2009, 09:13 AM

Eclectic score of 781/1000, but I'll gladly be the enemy of your church.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

not to mention his false gods make crap music.

But, the gods of the church of musicbanter include Thom Yorke and Patrick Wolf

. Doesn't give any of you much room to talk. My church has only two deities.

and

So again to the church of musicbanter,

my deities will smite yours.

+81 · 10-16-2009, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by music_phantom13

Eclectic score of 781/1000, but I'll gladly be the enemy of your church.

But, the gods of the church of musicbanter include Thom Yorke and Patrick Wolf

. Doesn't give any of you much room to talk. My church has only two deities.

and

So again to the church of musicbanter,

my deities will smite yours.

Count me in. Mascis is the true way.

10-15-2009, 04:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,538	First Church of MusicBanter MusicBanter has grown into more than just a website. It has become it's own independent nation, and soon the entire world shall know of our superiority. As such I am instituting MusicBanter's own religion. The First Church of MusicBanter is a required observance. As the founder of the organization I hereby declare myself Pope Conan I, you are subject to my whims and wills. We worship four Gods here at the Church; The God of Eclecticism, The God of Pretention, The God of Fanboyism and of course, Thom Yorke. Attention! Faithful adherents wishing to further the work of the Lord(s) Become a Priest of the Clergy class and have complete control over other Church members! Member's with an a super eclectic score above 700 qualify and start immedietly the work of Pope Conan I. Clergy Class: Pope Conan I kayleigh gunnels Antonio Rickenbacker storymilo loose_lips_sink_ships wolverinewolfweiselpigeon CanwllCorfe615 Repentent Sinners: gunnels storymilo Alfred NumberNineDream loose_lips_sink_ships Latest Church News Holy Crusades for the purging of unwanted Infidels from our Holy Nation Pope Conan I hereby declared that non-observers of Church policies shall be hunted and brought to justice. Amoung the conspirator(s) already brought to justice: BTown787 Roemilca AwwSugar Fercap slimblimp gunnels james44754 wad Those still wanted by His Holyness The Pope include: Right_Track: Leader of the unholy infidel army cardboard adolescent: Dangerous free-thinker. dreadnaught: Slanderous harlot! Urban Hatemonger: Encouraging the sin of Sodomy with eclectic scores. dac: Heretic leader of the demon-seed spawn of evil Yorkian Reformation. iron9567 mr dave Barnard17 Meph1986 Grotesque Head LoathsomePete toretorden If they be repentent to His Holyness he may consider the sparing of some of their lives. Shrine of Greatness BOWING IS REQUIRED Saint Dylan of Minnesota Saint Zappa of LSD Saint Wolf "As the Elders said, if a child washed his hands he could eat with kings" (Achebe 8). Last edited by someonecompletelyrandom; 10-16-2009 at 12:49 PM.

10-15-2009, 04:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
dac MB's Biggest Fanboy Join Date: May 2008 Location: Cloud Cuckoo Land Posts: 2,852	Thom Yorke is one of your gods and you claim that I'm a non believer? No offense but, FAIL. C'MON DUDE! __________________

10-15-2009, 04:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
dac MB's Biggest Fanboy Join Date: May 2008 Location: Cloud Cuckoo Land Posts: 2,852	Yay! First member of the clergy! __________________

10-15-2009, 04:44 PM	#7 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,769	Conan is a heretic. There is only one law...mod law!