Quickest way to get cash

OceanAndSilence · 10-17-2009, 02:04 PM

my friend called me the other day... he inherited $60,000 from his deceased grandad

so just get born into a rich family. it's pretty simple, don't listen to all the other douchey answers in this thread

Freebase Dali · 10-17-2009, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by OceanAndSilence

my friend called me the other day... he inherited $60,000 from his deceased grandad

so just get born into a rich family. it's pretty simple, don't listen to all the other douchey answers in this thread

So we should what... go back in time and change who our birth parents are?
Sounds easy enough...

BTown · 10-17-2009, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by dac

- Have someone break one of your fingers or have a really bad back or something
- Go to hospital and when they are looking at you, pretend (or actually be) in a lot of pain
- Get prescription for painkillers (hopefully vicodin)
- Sell pills individually to highschoolers for epic $$$

I actually got some from the dentist last week after I came in a few days after getting a root canal. Not planning on selling it, but I guess if you want to go the painless route, fake a toothache.

mr dave · 10-17-2009, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by kayleigh.

well here, you cant get a job legally until your 16.
unless it isnt through the books (cash in hand if you like) then people can be hired from 15yrs old but thats illegal, and the laws much stricter now, so most places are through the books. plus if its cash in hand, your likely to be under minimum wage. which wouldnt be worth it!

some cash is better than no cash. it's not like mowing lawns or babysitting little cousins is hard labour even if you do get a little less than minimum wage (it's not like you have to pay taxes on it...)

OceanAndSilence · 10-17-2009, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

So we should what... go back in time and change who our birth parents are?
Sounds easy enough...

it's that simple

and i can give you a time travel pack for the low low price of $899.99 +499.99 P&H

seriously what would you do without me

mr dave · 10-17-2009, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by OceanAndSilence

it's that simple

and i can give you a time travel pack for the low low price of $899.99 +499.99 P&H

seriously what would you do without me

i'd steal a little plutonium and get me one of these babies

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OceanAndSilence · 10-17-2009, 05:24 PM

but my one costs less and it also doubles as a refrigerator!

BTown · 10-17-2009, 05:32 PM

refrigeration is for pussys.

OceanAndSilence · 10-17-2009, 05:37 PM

only if you want them all cold and clammy.

get it CLAMMY ****ing zing

BTown · 10-17-2009, 05:43 PM

Come to think of it, life with out refrigerators would suck.

10-17-2009, 05:32 PM	#48 (permalink)
BTown super cool Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 806	refrigeration is for pussys. __________________

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BTown super cool Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 806	Come to think of it, life with out refrigerators would suck. __________________

10-17-2009, 02:04 PM	#41 (permalink)
OceanAndSilence i write and play stuff Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 239	my friend called me the other day... he inherited $60,000 from his deceased grandad so just get born into a rich family. it's pretty simple, don't listen to all the other douchey answers in this thread

10-17-2009, 05:24 PM	#47 (permalink)
OceanAndSilence i write and play stuff Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 239	but my one costs less and it also doubles as a refrigerator!

10-17-2009, 05:37 PM	#49 (permalink)
OceanAndSilence i write and play stuff Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 239	only if you want them all cold and clammy. get it CLAMMY ****ing zing