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10-14-2009, 11:11 PM | #11 (permalink) |
Dr. Prunk
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Where the buffalo roam.
Posts: 12,137
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Being a psychopath.
No really, I get a disability check every month because I'm considered too much of a lunatic to be a proper working class citizen. So, if you want to make some good cash, then strip naked, run outside, scream like a banshee and throw a birdhouse through your grandmother's bedroom window. It worked for me. Last edited by boo boo; 10-14-2009 at 11:17 PM. |
10-15-2009, 06:56 AM | #12 (permalink) | |
Souls of Sound Sailors
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Mojave
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10-15-2009, 04:41 PM | #15 (permalink) |
MB's Biggest Fanboy
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Cloud Cuckoo Land
Posts: 2,852
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- Have someone break one of your fingers or have a really bad back or something
- Go to hospital and when they are looking at you, pretend (or actually be) in a lot of pain - Get prescription for painkillers (hopefully vicodin) - Sell pills individually to highschoolers for epic $$$ |
10-15-2009, 04:44 PM | #16 (permalink) | |
Nae wains, Great Danes.
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Where how means why.
Posts: 3,621
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saving lifes haha.
literally. im a lifeguard. i dont do this, but a few acquaintance's make a few bob from drug dealing... theres a lot of money in that business.
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10-15-2009, 05:10 PM | #17 (permalink) |
you know what it is
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 2,890
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Part time reception work, it might not be the fastest way to get cash but it sure is the easiest. If I'm in a real pinch I'll deal out the rest of my pot to my friends, heh.
Oh yeah, and a little prostitution on the side, but business hasn't been the same since Pinky started taking half my cuts. |
10-15-2009, 07:50 PM | #18 (permalink) | |
nothing
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: everywhere
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and if you really want to watch the cash roll in... cut out going to the bar 2 nights a week from your schedule and rewrite it as twice a month. buy actual groceries and learn to cook your own food, avoid pre-packaged meals don't drive if it takes you less than 10 minutes to walk. avoid cabs like the h1n1 don't buy into the hype about the h1n1 boring, hell yes, but the 5 grand of clear net profit in my savings account over the last calendar year says wtf-ever and i don't have a really fancy job either. dealing might turn a quick profit if you don't consider the inital costs involved (either individual or social) and the potential costs / penalties if you're caught. a mundane day to day job doesn't get you tossed into eff you up the butt prison. |
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