Originally Posted by OccultHawk

A Lot of Eggs by OccultHawk

A man was born. He lived and then he died. Much to his surprise it turned out there was such a thing as an afterlife. He found himself alone in a room with a million eggs. A strong masculine voice told him he would be free to go once he learned the name every egg in there. At first he was frustrated because the eggs all looked almost exactly the same but when he found out they were all named Egg it didn’t seem at all overwhelming. After he correctly stated that all the eggs were named Egg God killed him (for real this time). The Lord works in mysterious ways.