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01-30-2018, 04:05 AM
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Ask me how!
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01-30-2018, 04:14 AM
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Ask me how!
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01-30-2018, 05:33 AM
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Born to be mild
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Damn! Too many propersitiions from ah **** it! Too many propozition ..... **** this! Too many porpoises.
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01-30-2018, 05:43 AM
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Born to be mild
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Trollheart's Self-Help Book.
Chapter One Page One: Go fuck yourself. The End. Price: $29.99 plus shipping (paperback) $49.99 (hardback) $159.99 (Limited Edition Signed Hardback*) Postage not included. *Not signed by me, of course.
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01-30-2018, 05:48 AM
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Mate, Spawn & Die
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The Landlocked Boat by Janszoon
Someone told the landlocked boat about the Little Engine That Could. He said, "I-think-I-can! I-think-I-can!". But he couldn't go anywhere because he was way too far from the water. |
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01-30-2018, 06:26 AM
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one-balled nipple jockey
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Not That Smart by OccultHawk
Stephen Hawking read Waiting and The Landlocked Boat and felt powerless and sad.
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01-30-2018, 06:43 AM
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SOPHIE FOREVER
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A Brief History of Another Reality
Stephen Hawking is just a regular old scientist with no disease or anything and everyone realizes how mediocre he is.
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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. |
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01-30-2018, 07:39 AM
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I'm so proud of you guys.
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01-30-2018, 09:28 AM
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one-balled nipple jockey
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Apt Pupil by OccultHawk
Once there was a little kid who didn’t care. His teacher told him someday he would care. He lived a long life. Near the end of his life his friend asked him if remembered the teacher who used to care so much. He replied that he did indeed. In fact, he raped her.
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