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Old 01-29-2018, 12:15 PM   #11 (permalink)
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The Hangover by OccultHawk

A man woke up at 6 with a bad hangover. He went to the bathroom and washed down a Xanax, a Vicodin, and an Ambien with a lot of water. He woke up again at 2 feeling great. After drinking some bourbon he checked his messages. He had two. One was work. They bitched. The other was his sister. His mother had died. When he returned to work they gave him a condolences card with some money in it. He stopped by the liquor store on the way home.
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